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sixwordstories2012-09-20 05:58 pm
onthe_threshold) wrote in sixwordstories2012-09-20 05:58 pm
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Babies are generally pretty durable, right?
[She runs a hand over her forehead.] For the love of...do you even know the first thing about a baby?
...I know you haven't done anything to Will because he's been here with me.
Well, you know. Just in case I drop him or something.
Alternate universe hiccup. We have Jen's spawn from another version of her and Luke Cage. He must be one hell of a good looking dude!
Of course I do. They're squishy and awesome.
I've had nightmares about someone shooting our baby through a cannon and you start asking how durable babies are, yes I will kill you!
...a cannon? Wow, you really don't trust the super scientists.
C'mere. Come see what I bought.
C'mere. Come see what I bought.
I don't trust our friends.
[She makes her way over, a look of clear suspicion on her face.]
[She makes her way over, a look of clear suspicion on her face.]
Richards isn't even a friend, really.
[He shows her a box for a baby jumper - one of those contraptions that attaches to a doorway and lets the kid bounce.] Ta-da!
[He shows her a box for a baby jumper - one of those contraptions that attaches to a doorway and lets the kid bounce.] Ta-da!
I don't trust our non-super scientist friends.
[Aeron blinks a few times, and when she speaks her voice is extremely even and calm.] You scared the shit out of me, Matthew Callahan.
[Aeron blinks a few times, and when she speaks her voice is extremely even and calm.] You scared the shit out of me, Matthew Callahan.
Two words Matthew; flying lessons.
Because we live in a world of gods and heroes, and I thought you were going to tell me Will had gone on a tiny rampage.
Because we live in a world of gods and heroes, and I thought you were going to tell me Will had gone on a tiny rampage.
When he's older, sure.
Oh! No, no. I just wanted to make sure if I install this thing wrong he won't get seriously hurt.
Oh! No, no. I just wanted to make sure if I install this thing wrong he won't get seriously hurt.
Presumably why you need to practice on live specimens?
[She pinches the bridge of her nose.] At least tell me the child is yours and I'll feel a bit better.
I feel a Valium habit developing.
If you install it correctly, no. If you don't, he might cry and Hulk smash the room he's in, but I doubt he'll be seriously hurt.
If you install it correctly, no. If you don't, he might cry and Hulk smash the room he's in, but I doubt he'll be seriously hurt.
Oh come on, love.
Awesome. I'm gonna find a screwdriver.
Awesome. I'm gonna find a screwdriver.
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