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[ofdrumsthesound]

Hate people hate them hate them.

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[fuck_orders]

What happened?

[ofdrumsthesound]

They're stupid and tasteless.

[fuck_orders]

That doesn't tell me exactly what happened to make you think that.

And besides, not all of us are that bad.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Oh, I've watched humankind longer than your civilization has existed. Mostly because my best friend loves you, mind, I'd have never bothered otherwise.

And you're vermin. Like cockroaches, you never die out. Hell, you outlast the cockroaches. There are humans at the end of time, albeit psychotic and ruined ones. Best kind of human, really.

[fuck_orders]

End of time? What? How....?

[Now you've gone and confused him.]

Just...what are you anyway?

[ofdrumsthesound]

I'm a Time Lord.

[fuck_orders]

I...see.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Somehow I doubt that.

I'm sorry if he's a smartass. XD

[fuck_orders]

You're right, I don't.

It's okay, but the Master might get annoyed . . . :D

[ofdrumsthesound]

Alien. Time traveler. That sort of thing.

Re: It's okay, but the Master might get annoyed . . . :D

[fuck_orders]

Anything's better than zombies.

[Well almost.]

[ofdrumsthesound]

Even mentally ill, time traveling, alien would-be overlords?

[fuck_orders]

Well...almost anything.

[You and Wesker would get along so well.]

[ofdrumsthesound]

*Or the Master would have the idiot thrown into a star. Seriously, Umbrella is the dumbest evil organization ever.*

Why, I'm flattered. *He grins.* At least I can have a conversation?

[fuck_orders]

[Oh and if you did that Carlos wouldn't complain in the least.]

Depends on what it's about.

[ofdrumsthesound]

*He'll consider it.*

Things other than brains?

[fuck_orders]

[Thank you.]

That works.

[ofdrumsthesound]

I'm not sure why zombies always want brains, anyway. They're soft and jellylike and generally one of the less appetizing organs.