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sixwordstories2012-11-03 02:57 pm
scarlet_discord) wrote in sixwordstories2012-11-03 02:57 pm
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God dammit, somebody stole my pie!
Yeah. Chocolate silk. Dammit. I should have put a hex on it.
You're always hungry! If you'd wait until it was done setting I could have supersized it!
Let me get my pitchfork, I'll help you hunt 'em down.
...what kind of pie was it?
...what kind of pie was it?
Sorry, I wasn't thinking.
I'll help you make another one if you'd like?
I'll help you make another one if you'd like?
The greedy wanker. A lynch mob needs to be formed.
Chocolate silk. I'm feeling downright hexy about it. Dammit. I usually feed my pies to other people anyway, but I guess someone was feeling greedy.
Nah, I'll just fix another one and enchant it to cause violent Technicolor farts until the thief confesses.
[Grumble mutter bitch grumble]
Yeah, okay. But you need to wait until it's done, otherwise I can't turn it into something that will actually have a prayer of satisfying you for a while.
Yeah, okay. But you need to wait until it's done, otherwise I can't turn it into something that will actually have a prayer of satisfying you for a while.
http://sixwordstories.dreamwidth.org/68591441.html Would any of your characters be interested?
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2012-11-04 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright, I promise.
. . . thank you for this
. . . thank you for this
Darling, any future relationship I want with your pies is now not going to happen.
Aw, that has to be a felony. How do you mean 'hexy', though?
Aw damn, yeah, that didn't sound good. I don't prank people who haven't pissed me off, though, so you're safe anyway.
Yeah, well, it's a stopgap, but it's something. [She starts whipping up another batch of piecrust, leaving the bowl to stir itself.]
I'm a witch. It's my Thing. Some people build buildings or rescue dogs or fight fires, I do weird magicky stuff.
[Blinkblink. Weird magicky stuff is out of Penny's usual experience, but she's not completely naive about such things existing.]
You mean a witch like Wicca or a witch like 'I could fireball your ass right now if I wanted to'?
You mean a witch like Wicca or a witch like 'I could fireball your ass right now if I wanted to'?
Remind me not to piss you off. I promise I won't just love you for your pies...alright maybe I would if I get the spoon too.
I'm sortakinda Pagan, in that more-like-a-Unitarian sort of way. But no, I mean "I could fireball someone else's ass right now if they threatened us".
Thank you anyway, dear girl. Food is never a bad thing.
They're actually pretty good. I stress bake so I get lots of practice. Things have to get to kick-my-dog level before I actually get pissed, so don't worry about it anyway.
Sometimes I think of just dropping you at GeneCorp headquarters with a stack of napkins and a bottle of barbecue sauce. But this is tastier.
. . . actually, I quite like people.
What did they do to you, exactly? Its always fun to hurt the enemies of my friends.
What did they do to you, exactly? Its always fun to hurt the enemies of my friends.
Me? Nothing. But that Earth variant is completely horrible. Overpopulated, overbuilt, the ecosystem is shit, and GeneCo controls it all. They created a disease that causes organ failure, you see, and since they're a monopoly that mostly sells artificial organs, the Largo family that controls the company have become like emperors of the Earth.
Can we please visit? I would love to have a nice lunch there, everyone would deserve it and no one could possibly say otherwise . . .
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