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sixwordstories2012-11-10 11:58 pm
nepharious) wrote in sixwordstories2012-11-10 11:58 pm
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Free! At! Last!
No! More! Casts!
No! More! Casts!
This is what happens when you can't chew gum and walk at the same time.
More like an incredibly complicated game of cats' cradle and hopscotch, I'll have you know.
You tripped on your left foot in the hallway.
Yeah, well, I been on bedrest for six weeks. Things're a lil wobbly yet!
"Even," he says, like that's above'm beyond or something...
Nah, but thanks. I've got to get back up to fightin' weight!
Nah, but thanks. I've got to get back up to fightin' weight!
[He bounces on the balls of his feet, smirking as he does.]
Shirts are over rated,doll.
Shirts are over rated,doll.
Less variety, though! I was pretty sick of all the stuff I'd doodled on my casts by the time they came off.
I had a work accident thing. Broke my collarbone and a couple'a ribs, fractured some other stuff up and down my left side. Sorta sidelined me for a while!
They should make casts you can wash off. You know, like those Doodle Bears.
Ehhhhh...we can probably call it even if you'll forget about the part where I accused you of setting me up.
Still want my original fee, though.
...You're talking about something from the 90s again, aren't you?
You're trying to make me feel old again, aren't you?
Yes good okay.
[coughs]
Have you turned up anything about the leak?
[coughs]
Have you turned up anything about the leak?
Oh, like it's hard.
But no, seriously, this is like that time you mentioned "Popples" and I had to hit google. I had no idea the 90s were so in love with making up cartoons just to sell pre-existing toys.
But no, seriously, this is like that time you mentioned "Popples" and I had to hit google. I had no idea the 90s were so in love with making up cartoons just to sell pre-existing toys.
Nothing yet, I'm afraid. I wish I had more answers for you.
Doodle Bears are teddy bears you draw on, toss in the laundry and then draw on them again! You look like you could use to be thrown in the washing machine at least once. What happened to your hair anyway?
Should I have Chrissy send over someone to mani-pedi-haircut?
Should I have Chrissy send over someone to mani-pedi-haircut?
[opens her mouth to deliver a scathing retort--!]
[...]
[thinks better of it]
Yeah well, you better hope you look half this good the next time you get mauled. Could you send Chrissy? She always knows all the good gossip and I'm weeeeeeeks outta touch.
[...]
[thinks better of it]
Yeah well, you better hope you look half this good the next time you get mauled. Could you send Chrissy? She always knows all the good gossip and I'm weeeeeeeks outta touch.
[The word mauled makes him literally growl.]
There are asses that need kicked for this mess, you know?
There are asses that need kicked for this mess, you know?
Erm...I hate to tell you, lady, but I'm pretty sure it's gotta be on your end. While I was healing up, Logan went and talked to the guy who put me in touch with you, an'he pissed hisself and swore up, down and sideways he didn't run his mouth about the job. He even let A--another friend look at his system, and there's no sign of datamining or hacking. Same with my laptop.
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