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[florakinetic]

So, this is my new team?

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[trauma_queen]

Ohmygosh, I'm not saying turning into sand is bad, just that it's like, not particularly impressive. Which is cool! What's not cool is giving people herpes. I mean, that shit can be controlled, you know? You just have to like, monitor for outbreaks or something. He's a jerk, though. I don't think he cares about girls very much.

And Dr. Dugog is creepy. There, I said it. I hear he's nice, but he's still like... "gentle sea creatures are the future!" and I don't really like jellyfish? But maybe that's my problem? I dunno, would you want to be turned into a jellyfish? Maybe a manta ray would be neat...

Anyway, I'm just saying, if you're shopping for a superteam - and why would you do that, anyway? You must be like my friend Tommy - you could do a LOT better in this city. There's like, a thousand former superheroes and a ton of reformed villains and crap.

I'm Leslie! [She's really almost aggressively chipper.] People at things like this call me Trauma Queen, but it's really Leslie.