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[florakinetic]

So, this is my new team?

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[trauma_queen]

Oh, Tommy - we call him Twenty-Man Tommy because he hates it - and his sister are part of our little group. We made up dumb code names too, but like, it's more of a joke. We're not REALLY superheroes. We just help out sometimes. Nate - we call him Captain Bitterness - he's ex Black Ops. He saved my life! But, yeah, you can find guys like him around the city, too. Nate and this other guy we know, they were both Black Ops, so, you know, they mean well? But they're not exactly squeaky clean. Like, they'll kill people and stuff. Matt's worse than Nate but he was basically a supervillain.

ANYWAY. We call ourselves the Mongolian Barbecue Horde. Or the $1.99 Dinner Defenders! It's all a joke.

I just thought if you were single you might want to meet Tommy. He really wants to be a 'real' superhero.