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[butneverbreak]

Frostbite's just part of being beautiful.

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[kenzie_of_awesome]

Only if you're dumb and trying to be the Lizard Queen.

[heavy_metal]

I... [Tony tries to find the right words for it. ] I really hope you aren't being literal, because nobody wants to deal with frozen limbs.

[butneverbreak]

You know, I hear skin's all the rage in Paris these days. Why not, mm?

[butneverbreak]

[Ah, men.] Variations on the theme that it hurts to be beautiful, dear. Don't fret your pretty little head.

[kenzie_of_awesome]

Clearly you have never googled Frostbite.

[heavy_metal]

Ah, you're one of those types! In other words, all beauty and not a whole lot of anything else.

[butneverbreak]

I do like keeping my lunch down, no matter how unpopular that gets.

[butneverbreak]

Not a single thought in all the great empty expanse of my head. Complete tragedy of the human existence.

[kenzie_of_awesome]

If you say so Crazy Lady.

[butneverbreak]

Surely you've got something more creative that that, dear.

[onthe_threshold]

They do make nice coats, ma'am.

[kenzie_of_awesome]

Well d'uhh, but I save it for people who appreciate my witty pop culture references and you know, know what Google is good for. Cause if it's not for looking at bodyparts rotting off, what is the Point of Living?!

[heavy_metal]

It's pitiful really about that empty space between your ears. [Tony has had some dense dates before, but this woman seriously is up there.] And, about that frostbite thing, amputations aren't really sexy.

[butneverbreak]

Evidence of wittiness thus far lacking.

[butneverbreak]

[Thank goodness NYU doesn't require its graduates to wear pins after graduation. It'd ruin the fun of his current disappointment.] To you, dear. You'd be amazed what people pay money to see.

[kenzie_of_awesome]

Sure, whatev.

[butneverbreak]

But out of what? And will it flatter the skin?

[onthe_threshold]

Fur. Your skin? Oh yes.

[heavy_metal]

Amazed? I know what people will do with a little excess cash. I guess you will make someone with a stump fetish very happy. [He's not a stranger to the smart girl trying to play dumb.] My guess is, that might not be your type of crowd.

[standlikestone]

Oh, definitely. It's always about showing off the skin, Mom. ((Although she smiles, there's an intense, calculating look in Riley's eyes as she peruses the three dresses laid out on her bed. Finally, she picks one up, showing it to her.)) Like this one.

[butneverbreak]

Your mama worked hard to make those lips, dear. You use them to say words properly.

[butneverbreak]

You think I could pull off the proper drama of fur, dear?

[onthe_threshold]

I'd be utterly shocked if you couldn't, ma'am.

[butneverbreak]

Unfortunately. I'd probably make a beautiful cripple, but I think I might put on a pair of pants before losing a leg.

[heavy_metal]

Uuuuh, why don't you go do that. I don't think my friend Heff likes adopting one-legged rabbits. You might have better luck with the crowd on Venice Beach.