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[heartofdurin]

 I have acquired a new knife...

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[soulofdurin]

Are you talking about the knife that was dangerously close to skewering your, um...? [Kili's eyes cut downward toward his crotch.] I really don't think you were meant to keep it, Fili.

[heartofdurin]

If I wake up with a knife that close to my balls, I'm keeping it.

[soulofdurin]

You're such a dork. Do you even know who put it there yet?

[heartofdurin]

No. But it shouldn't be that hard to figure out. Or.. *Well, on second thought* Actually. Might be harder than that.

[soulofdurin]

[Kili lifts his eyebrows, grinning a little.] Could always fingerprint it. I'm sure Bofur would be happy to help with that.

[heartofdurin]

It was used in an attempted murder case, right?

[soulofdurin]

Attempted murder of a cock? Sure, why not? Although I think I'd leave that part out when you tell Bofur. He might not take you seriously.

[heartofdurin]

Hey, hey. My cock is important. No one is murdering my cock.

[soulofdurin]

[Kili's just going to double over with laughter now because they're talking about murdering cocks, of all things. It'll be a few moments before he can catch his breath.]

[heartofdurin]

*Okay, so it is hilarious. It starts with a snort, and then he joins his brother in the full on laughter. But he does manage to calm it down a lot sooner and he holds up a finger.* Okay, but we are talking about my cock here. Not happening.