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[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Don't stare at me you peasant.

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[poorfatbombur]

[He's still staring. What a tall human!]

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Are you deaf as well as fat?

[poorfatbombur]

[Bombur speaks up with some effort... he's shy for a dwarf his size and very soft-spoken.]

'm not deaf, lad. [He knows he's awfully fat but those words still hurt his feelings.]

Sorry about Guy....I love Bombur<3 But Guy is just a mean git.

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Ah, is that so? Are you a dwarf? [Or we he just a small man?]

Don't worry! :)

[poorfatbombur]

A-aye... 'm a dwarf. [His tubby fingers are clutching an oversized, iron spoon and he has a meat cleaver hidden somewhere on his person... Bombur's difficult in a fight if he wants to be.]

Did ye ever see a dwarf before? [Despite the human's insults, Bombur's determined to make the best of it.]

Re: I also play Thorin sonof_thrain ;)

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Only you. Perhaps another fellow called Little John. Although, it's hard to tell if he's actually a dwarf of just a short man.

You're not intending to hit me with that spoon are you?

I KNEW it! :o

[poorfatbombur]

'm not little. [Bombur's on the short side even for a dwarf but he makes up for it in width. At the spoon comment he clutches it so tightly his knuckles go pale.]

Mmmh... not if'm... not if yer a nice human, lad. [The humans back home weren't always nice to Bofur and himself and not even to poor Bifur.]

Re: How did you guess? :P

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

I can see that. [He tried to hide another snide remark that came into his head.]

My name is Sir Guy of Gisbourne. You'd do well to remember it, dwarf.

[arrow_n_hood]

Peasant? I'm a Noble, in more way's than you could count. You should learn some Respect

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Well, forgive me for not knowing who you are....sir. [He sneered.]

I think you should learn who I am. Sir Guy of Gisbourne. Second in command to the Sheriff of Nottingham. You'd do well to silence that tongue of yours, boy.

Unless you'd like to hang for treason.

[arrow_n_hood]

Sheriff of Nottingham? I'm sure the King would love to know how his men treat a returning Friend of his.

I am Sir Robin of Loxley, and I would like to speak to this "Sheriff" of yours

[cannibalistic_cult_leader]

Care to say that again?

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Go...away?

[cannibalistic_cult_leader]

Very well but I'm leaving with the contents of your pockets

[He holds out his hands and there was everything that belonged in his pockets. Whether it was coin, jail keys or other important items.]

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

King Richard is away on the crusades if you haven't been informed of that. Where have you been, boy? Living in a dung pit? [He was snarky.]

Sir Robin of Loxley? Is that so? That would make you Robin of the Hood. An outlaw and law breaker and a man that is waiting to be hanged.

[arrow_n_hood]

I know all to well, I had been fighting at his side. That is where I have been, fighting at the Kings side...

Clearly you are mistaking me for someone else.

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

No, I don't think I am. Don't think you can wriggle away from me this time, worm. [Guy rode his horse up to Robin and intended to bind his hands.]

You are coming with me.

[arrow_n_hood]

Wriggle away? Who are you to speak to me like this? Hm? [His sword is quickly out]

I do not think so,

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Hah! I knew it. You know of me just as I know of you. Come at me, Robin. Show me what you've got. [He spat and jumped off his horse, sword out.]

Let us fight like honest fellows. [Hah!]

[arrow_n_hood]

Honest? I'm quiet sure you and your sheriff could not lie straight in bed. But then again it would be hard for you too- given he has his hand up your rectum you Puppet!

[He swung his sword in attack, wasting no time and not going easy on him]

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

You dare insult me? A man of the law. You will pay, Hood! With your very life!

[Guy lunged at the other man, using his sword and aiming straight for his heart.]

[arrow_n_hood]

I'm not afraid of you, you are all talk- I can see that already

[He said rallying his strike, blocking and countering]

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

I am not all talk, you pile of dung. [He spat and lunged again, aiming for Robin's thighs.]

[arrow_n_hood]

You're insults are about as imaginative as your outfit [He snapped dodging again] I've seen war, you are no challenge.

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

[What was wrong with the outfit? All the ladies loves it. And some men too.]

At least I do not look like an over-sized pixie wearing that hat of yours. [He scoffed then defended himself against Robin's blade.]

[arrow_n_hood]

I look good, don't try to deny that is what drew your attention to me in the first place...

[He snapped taking another swing at Guy, aiming for his sword weilding arm]

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Excuse me? [Guy scoffed.]

If you think you are more attractive then me, you are clearly blind as well as stupid. No tavern wench would bed you let alone anyone else.

[Guy ducked then span around, aiming for Robin's sword arm.]

[arrow_n_hood]

[Guy's comment had the desired effect and distracted Robin enough to knock his sword from his hand. He rolled towards it in the hope of retrieving it]

I would not need to pay, you, clearly do...

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

I only pay when I feel the need to. With all the money I have, I could wed a princess.

[Pfft. Yeah right, Guy. He allowed Robin to retrieve his sword. He was not a coward to fight an un-armed man.]

[arrow_n_hood]

[Robin was swiftly back on his feet, sword in hard]

No Princess would have you. No woman of any standard would pick a lawman.