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If you could have one wish...?

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I wouldn't have, want or need the drums. You?

Edited 2013-02-14 03:01 (UTC)

Not owe the mob a fuckton of cash.

Wow, that's--how'd that happen?

I was trying to help out my buddy-- man, a lot of my stories start out that way-- and, uh, well, some things fell through, you know? Like, it's amazing how many guys who'll front you five gs turn out to be the guys you don't want to owe five gs too.

Don't ever gamble on a sure thing, kiddo.

Wow.

If I shouldn't gamble on a sure thing, sounds to me like I shouldn't gamble at all.

*mimes little finger-gun gestures at her with a wink*

You got it in one. Smart stuff.

What's your wish?

Oh, I already got my wish. Twice, actually.

Luckyducks.

Yup. I could tell you how I got it, but I don't think it'd help.

Hey, I'm always up for a good story. And a joint. You want--

*pause and looks at her* Shit, cancel that, no way you're old enough.

No, I'm not. Sorry. Used to have a fake, but I got rid of it.

The hell you're using a fake for, your age? I mean, Jesus sweetheart, you look like you're about seven.

"Hello, yes, I'd like a Kool-Aid with rum, thanks!"

--actually that sounds pretty tasty.

I don't look that young!

It worked most of the time, anyway.

You look like my kid sister at her first ballet recital thing. With one cup Audrey Hepburn and another cup Tinkerbell.

How old was she then?

All of ten.

[She laughs, not like she's offended.] I do not look ten!

[His eyes twinkle with teasing humor.]

I didn't say you look ten!

I said you looked seven.

[She punches him lightly on the shoulder.] I don't look that either!

[He clutches at his shoulder in exaggerated pain, making a big face]

Owwww! I bruise easy, pintsize! Jesus, did nobody teach you respect for your elders?

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I only learned respect for the ones who don't tease me.

*exaggerated Jersey-mafia-accent* So youse don't respect nobody, then?

I totally respect people! I respect Abby, and her parents, and Chill--only he's not really an elder, he's younger than me.

First off, you can't respect anyone who's younger than you. Life rule, pintsize. You can like 'em, but you only respect 'em if they, uh, cure cancer or some shit.

Secondly, you can't respect anybody called Chill. No way. No how.

I professionally disrespect people.

Is that how you ended up owing the mob five thousand dollars?

[Yup. Not touching the Chill bit. You don't really want her to.]

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