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[realgirl]

If you could have one wish...?

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[kings_fool]

[If he notices the snickering, he assumes it's for his self-deprecating patter and not for the trick itself. He folds his chest to his hands for a dramatic bow, making sure to keep the cigarette out of sight.]

Thank you, thank you, I'll eradicate cancer all week.

[He straightens up with the cigarette between his lips and a waggle of his brows as he fishes out his matches.]

So: I make people feel dumb, and amazed, and laugh, until they give me money. Capish?