Well I'm always down for delivering flesh eating bacteria. But that usually gets sent to OTHER people's houses, not mine. Kind of cramps my style a little.
Nah, can't get her, I got a restraining order. Think I got twenty pounds of rubber bands and chocolate pudding coming. If that helps.
I were just going to bring a dance troupe I made friends with in 1973 an' a few gallons of olive oil this time, pet. Sometimes a girl's just in the mood for no-frills.
Well, I'm sure you have the prettier singing voice, bro.
They're also gonna need cleaning up from the pudding. It's a good thing I fuckin' love pudding. If you don't like pudding I'll totally lick up your share. Cuz that's what family does for each other.
Who doesn't like pudding? Especially babe-flavored chocolate pudding. That's like. My favorite kind in the history of ever! They should market that. They'd make MILLIONS.
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I like your style, sir.
You know he said THREE things, right?
Which one's out?
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If you're delivering Megan Fox, I'm not sure I absolutely need you to be there.
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. . . I'll take the delivery if it's pizza, though.
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Nah, can't get her, I got a restraining order. Think I got twenty pounds of rubber bands and chocolate pudding coming. If that helps.
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Pizza or delivery boy?
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You and me both. It's a hard world.
Twenty pounds of rubber bands AND twenty pounds of chocolate pudding, or twenty pounds combined of rubber bands-and-chocolate-pudding?
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Yeah. That's definitely the problem.
Oh, shaddap.
Twenty pounds each. I like to be prepared.
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Alright, okay, rubber band wars and pudding-eating. Bengay for the sore fuckin' muscles from the rubberbanding. Guess we need all of it.
Let's do this!
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If we ordered some girls we could make 'em wrestle in the pudding. And throw rubber bands at 'em.
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Okay, I like how this is shaping up. And we rub them down with the Bengay after like the noble fucking dudes we are, right?
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...I don't think you did that right.
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I like this plan! They're gonna be tired and sore after, it's just the nice thing to do. If we do a good enough job they might even thank us later!
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They're also gonna need cleaning up from the pudding. It's a good thing I fuckin' love pudding. If you don't like pudding I'll totally lick up your share. Cuz that's what family does for each other.
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[Who, him? NEVER.]
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[...yeah, not really.]
...but if this turns out like that business on Betelgeuse I'm sendin' you me dry cleanin' bills. Just sayin'.
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Can one of the delivery girls have blue hair, because now I'm in the mood for blue razzleberry.
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Bruce sets a smaller microscope, one that he's not really attached to, in front of Wade.] Knock yourself out.
[And yes, he wouldn't mind if you took that literally. He'll just be over here working with test tubes full of liquid.]