fearthepackingchips: (<3)
Deadpool ([personal profile] fearthepackingchips) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2013-02-14 04:12 pm
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You, me,  Bengay and delivery.

Eh?
kings_fool: (sly like a vegas stripper)

[personal profile] kings_fool 2013-02-14 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm down with three of those things.
kings_fool: (my hair is alive with the sound of music)

[personal profile] kings_fool 2013-02-14 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No, bro, which one's out depends on what the delivery is. Like, if you're delivering flesh-eating bacteria, I'm the one that's out.

If you're delivering Megan Fox, I'm not sure I absolutely need you to be there.
routemistress: (iris in black)

[personal profile] routemistress 2013-02-14 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...Tingly.

[personal profile] ofdrumsthesound 2013-02-15 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Something is very wrong with you.

. . . I'll take the delivery if it's pizza, though.

[personal profile] ofdrumsthesound 2013-02-15 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I am pretty hungry . . . get me both.
kings_fool: (find your zenjew center)

[personal profile] kings_fool 2013-02-15 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
> I got a restraining order.

You and me both. It's a hard world.

Twenty pounds of rubber bands AND twenty pounds of chocolate pudding, or twenty pounds combined of rubber bands-and-chocolate-pudding?

[personal profile] ofdrumsthesound 2013-02-15 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Get yourself a pizza too, duh.
kings_fool: (no officer i am soberly total)

[personal profile] kings_fool 2013-02-15 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Don't get me started on the bullshit public indecency stuff.

Alright, okay, rubber band wars and pudding-eating. Bengay for the sore fuckin' muscles from the rubberbanding. Guess we need all of it.

Let's do this!
clowngirl: (♦ I can't decide)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2013-02-15 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
My relationships are more Icy Hot.
smash_stuff: (microscope)

[personal profile] smash_stuff 2013-02-15 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
...if I said 'get out of my lab please' would you do it? [Bruce can only handle so much of Wade hanging around while he's trying to work.]
routemistress: (o rly)

[personal profile] routemistress 2013-02-15 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
I were just going to bring a dance troupe I made friends with in 1973 an' a few gallons of olive oil this time, pet. Sometimes a girl's just in the mood for no-frills.
kings_fool: (what is my life)

[personal profile] kings_fool 2013-02-15 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Must be! I got the looks of the family, though.

Okay, I like how this is shaping up. And we rub them down with the Bengay after like the noble fucking dudes we are, right?
routemistress: (Hmmm)

[personal profile] routemistress 2013-02-15 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Not since you nicked the thermocouplings out of me bus to upgrade that rocket launcher, no. What've you done this time?
kings_fool: (my hair is alive with the sound of music)

[personal profile] kings_fool 2013-02-15 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm sure you have the prettier singing voice, bro.

They're also gonna need cleaning up from the pudding. It's a good thing I fuckin' love pudding. If you don't like pudding I'll totally lick up your share. Cuz that's what family does for each other.
routemistress: (ya rly)

[personal profile] routemistress 2013-02-15 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe yer. Thousands wouldn't.

[...yeah, not really.]

...but if this turns out like that business on Betelgeuse I'm sendin' you me dry cleanin' bills. Just sayin'.
kings_fool: (biting all my lips)

[personal profile] kings_fool 2013-02-15 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Strawberry for redheads, vanilla for blonds, chocolate for brunettes.... I'm down with it.

Can one of the delivery girls have blue hair, because now I'm in the mood for blue razzleberry.

[personal profile] ofdrumsthesound 2013-02-15 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, the pizza and the delivery boy. *Craaazy grin.* People are tasty.
smash_stuff: (microscope)

[personal profile] smash_stuff 2013-02-16 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Sigh. Well, it was worth a shot.

Bruce sets a smaller microscope, one that he's not really attached to, in front of Wade.] Knock yourself out.

[And yes, he wouldn't mind if you took that literally. He'll just be over here working with test tubes full of liquid.]