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sixwordstories2013-03-02 07:57 pm
morituri_reverie) wrote in sixwordstories2013-03-02 07:57 pm
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Apocalypse happens: Rick Germano dies first.
Human shield nothing. I'll take him out myself. Stupid Comcast.
Sounds like someone is feeling a little blue!
I'm doubting that murder will make you feel a lot better...unless candy fell out of him like a pinata when you beat him to death with a bat.
I'm doubting that murder will make you feel a lot better...unless candy fell out of him like a pinata when you beat him to death with a bat.
More like homicidal. I've just spent the last 2 hours trying to figure out why like half of my channels disappeared. An hour of that just being on hold forced to listen to Rick Germano tell me over and over again that my call is important and that they guarantee their customer service. guarantee what? They were useless. There was no resolution. I was on the phone so long that it went dead. So now Rick Germano should be dead too. He's the embodiment of all evil. In fact, I think from now on whenever someone does something really depraved and fucked up I'm going to call it a Rick Germano. Just like I've committed his face to my memory so if someday by chance I see him on the street I can go "Oh hey! Are you Rick Germano?" And when he says yes I'll just punch him in the throat.
Wow. Yeah, I can see how the appropriate action would be between throat punching him and murdering him!
Don't look at me like that. I'm not overreacting. It was audible torture and this isn't the first time I've had to deal with these assholes. Its amazing that they haven't driven people to killing sprees before now.
My grimace was aimed squarely at the jackass who treated you so poorly, not at you. I don't think you overreacted, if anything you've shown amazing patience by not going postal!
Oh. Well, yeah. Thank you. *She replied hesitantly unsure if he was being sarcastic.*
No worries, just sucks that they can get away with pulling crap like that.
Here's hoping Rick get a double platter of Karma coming his way!
Here's hoping Rick get a double platter of Karma coming his way!
I don't even know how they stay in business. If you go online, it's just nothing but people complaining. God, there was even this lady that posted on Rick Germano's facebook page. She said that her house thermostat was hooked up to her xfinity and she couldn't get it to go over 50. She tried to call customer service but she got the same bullshit that I got only hers is more life or death considering she lives with a sick 83 year old man who couldn't take the cold. I just wanted to track the woman down and bring her an electric blanket or something. Give her a hug. Give the old man a hug assuming he didn't freeze to death thanks to Rick Germano.
That's why he dies first.
That's why he dies first.
The guy sounds like a freaking monster! Was there an update on the old lady's situation? Were they able to finally help her out?
He is a monster. He's the embodiment of all things bad. It's not Beelzebub it's Rick Germano.
And no. There was no update. They are probably bluish purple people-sicles sitting curled up around a fire pit in their living room, dead because they ran out of furniture they can burn.
All right, it's official! Forget waiting on karma, if you need a wheel man to help with Rick the Dick's "mysterious disappearance" then I'm your man!
Provided we get to swing by the old lady's place and drop off some blankets, hot soup, and coco!
Provided we get to swing by the old lady's place and drop off some blankets, hot soup, and coco!
*Okay, that makes her smile.* Oh yeah. It's all promises and good intentions now until I show up at your house with a body.
God, that poor lady and old man. I should message her on Facebook at least and make sure she's okay. That was pretty fucked up what happened to her. Comcast AKA Skynet. Taking out the children and old people first.
God, that poor lady and old man. I should message her on Facebook at least and make sure she's okay. That was pretty fucked up what happened to her. Comcast AKA Skynet. Taking out the children and old people first.
Hey now! I keep my promises, always have and always will!
Now that being said...how bout we leave the body at one of the homes of another bigwig over at that company? Two birds with one stone! Can frame the VP or something for Rick's death, we get away clean, and two dirt bags are dealt with!
Huh, you'd think they'd target the healthiest ones first...that way the old and young people won't stand a chance in the end...
Now that being said...how bout we leave the body at one of the homes of another bigwig over at that company? Two birds with one stone! Can frame the VP or something for Rick's death, we get away clean, and two dirt bags are dealt with!
Huh, you'd think they'd target the healthiest ones first...that way the old and young people won't stand a chance in the end...
You've got a really devious mind, Seamus. I knew I liked you.
Computers are only as smart as the people that programmed them. I guess I just don't have a lot of faith in people.
Computers are only as smart as the people that programmed them. I guess I just don't have a lot of faith in people.
*It's his turn to blush at her compliment!*
Back at you Red!
Well I have known an AI or two who were smarter then their creators!
Back at you Red!
Well I have known an AI or two who were smarter then their creators!
You know an AI or-- what am I saying? Of course, you do. You're from the future. What's it like?
Well...not so much just known, as I may have created one or two!
The future is pretty, uh, big? I don't know exactly what to say. The galaxies are kind of chaotic, technology is awesome, humans are in the minority, but despite all the wars...there is still hope out there. Hope for a better life.
The future is pretty, uh, big? I don't know exactly what to say. The galaxies are kind of chaotic, technology is awesome, humans are in the minority, but despite all the wars...there is still hope out there. Hope for a better life.
So what's the coolest thing you've ever invented?
Well it's kinda a toss up between my time machine, the teleporter, my android friends, and the dimensional rift opener...
Wish I could pick just one but I love 'em all!
Wish I could pick just one but I love 'em all!
*Her geeky little scifi brain was reeling over the idea of a future like the old Star Trek series from the 1900s.* You know you have to show me now, right? You can't just tell a girl that you have a functional teleporter and then just not show. That's like a law. I'm sure of it.
I would give you the grand tour if I still had access to my ship and workshop, but give me some time and I'll build you some sweet toys of your own!
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