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[manofiron]

Are you kidding me with this?

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[wolf_of_war]

That depends on your definition of "humor". Judging by your tone, you are not amused.

[manofiron]

Most people would probably miss that little context clue. I almost feel like I should be impressed.

[bozhemoi]

I believe you were the one that decided I lack a sense of humour.

[oldschoolstark]

If this was meant to be a joke, you'd be laughing.

[manofiron]

Uh, no. You were the one who decided that. See, you could have one, you just seem to choose not to.

[bozhemoi]

I do have one. It just doesn't find your jokes particularly amusing.

[manofiron]

So what is it? Time travel? Interdimensional rift? Some alien who thinks he's a god messing around?

[manofiron]

What does it find amusing?

[bozhemoi]

Physical comedy.

[manofiron]

Do I need to hook you up with Happy? Because it sounds like you two are a match made in Heaven.

[bozhemoi]

No, he's already seen more than enough of me. You're just disappointed not everyone finds you charming and witty.

[wolf_of_war]

I understand humor better than most might believe. My time among humans has given me a unique understanding of irony, and how unfavorable circumstances might be considered amusing, given a favorable alternative.

[manofiron]

How long have you been among humans? And actually, while we're on that subject, where are you from, anyway?

[manofiron]

Are you kidding? Everyone finds me witty and charming. You just like playing hard to get.

He's a Metal Gear character, heh

[wolf_of_war]

I have spent approximately 2 years in the company of humans, between my initial activation and deactivation, and reactivation by Desperado Enforcement.

My country of origin is Abkhazia, however, I have since relocated to SOLIS Aeronautics, in Colorado.

[bozhemoi]

That would imply a wish to be caught.

[oldschoolstark]

Time travel, courtesy of one very powerful tesseract and the world's most poorly-timed power surge.