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[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Does anyone want to die today?

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[queen-c18.livejournal.com]

Haven't you made this post before?

[youcantgoback.livejournal.com]

Awww, does that mean that she didn't?

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid Eliza still has business here.

You, however...

[youcantgoback.livejournal.com]

Seriously, that's disappointing. You should have seen the metal through her stomach, it was impressive!

Tut tut, kill me and you might kill someone else.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Kill someone else.

[youcantgoback.livejournal.com]

You know, she's got blond curls. Super cute. Feisty too.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

I have a friend I want to introduce you to.

His name is pain.

[youcantgoback.livejournal.com]

Seriously, you hurt me and something bad might happen to her.

And she doesn't heal like your girlfriend.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Hank scans him for any sort of technological device, while they're talking.

You will take me to her, and then you will be free.

[youcantgoback.livejournal.com]

*Has a few of them on him*

Oh no, it doesn't work like that. I'm not in the mood to die right now, I've got work to do!

[nightoftwilight.livejournal.com]

Babe, would you chuck Italian men into the sun if they hit on me? *Curious look*

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

All you need do is ask.

[nightoftwilight.livejournal.com]

I'm not asking, just curious if they did.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Well, it's up to you. It would be all too easy.

[nightoftwilight.livejournal.com]

Well, Bee and I were talking about shopping in Italy and she figured that the men would get in trouble with you if they were hitting on us. I said laser beam but she figures you'd throw them into the sun.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Heat vision. It's called, "heat vision."

I throw vampires into the sun.

[nightoftwilight.livejournal.com]

Excuse me then, heat vision!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

*cracks up laughing*

[nightoftwilight.livejournal.com]

Did you hear? It's not laser beam, it's heat vision. I think I'm in trouble.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh NO! Eliza! Such a faux pas!

[nightoftwilight.livejournal.com]

I know! I'm a bad girlfriend! How could I??

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

He may never forgive you!

[nightoftwilight.livejournal.com]

Seriously! He's going to start quizzing me on his powers.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Make a cheat sheet! Write it on your palm! Hurry!

[nightoftwilight.livejournal.com]

Oh god, give me a pen!