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[hategaychicken.livejournal.com]

 I will ne-E-E-E-eeeeee~EEEE--E-E-veer be his mentor

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[gotgreenshades.livejournal.com]

No, but y'can still be someone he looks up to. That can be kinda one-sided.

*doesn't know who the mentoree in question is, but knows something about admiring people for what they do*

[hategaychicken.livejournal.com]

He can admire all he wants. From a distance.

[gotgreenshades.livejournal.com]

How much of a distance?

And great, now I have Bette Midler stuck in my head.

[reluctantdagny.livejournal.com]

What won't ya never be?

[godzillajordan.livejournal.com]

Keep telling yourself that, Per'.

[hategaychicken.livejournal.com]

Jordan, I think your face just moved there.

I bet you've got room for at least three more cosmetic poisons. Why don't you run off and do that, honey?

[godzillajordan.livejournal.com]

Why certainly, dear.

Oh, by the way? Your balls are at home. They said come and get them when you can make up a new insult.

[hategaychicken.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweety. It's called commitment. We certainly didn't manage it at the altar, and I'm not at all sure we're managing it in bed, but at the very least, I can manage it in my jokes.

[godzillajordan.livejournal.com]

How sweet.

[living-gift.livejournal.com]

You mean the boygirl?

[hategaychicken.livejournal.com]

Sure shooting I do, kiddo.

But Janette just never seems to get a clue. Maybe she'd get the point home if she pasted together one of those collages she loved so much. It can say 'Dr. Cox doesn't care.'

[living-gift.livejournal.com]

Could make shirts for everybody to wear that say Dr.Cox doesn't care about you with pictures of Janette.