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Maybe it's time t'move t'Hub City.

Never heard of the place.

It makes Gotham look a bit safe but it's less crowded.

Don't you like city life?

Muggings, the Bat, oh yeah love it. It's the tourist season that's about t'open up I'm not a fan of. I think they should start handin' out targets at the border.

Well I can't do the country, all that grass smell. I hate it.

Hub city isn't that. Not to mention it has some of my favourite people there. Or one of them.

Who?

Name's Ms M. She's a cop, was a cop, somethin'.

How interesting.

Now why do y'say that?

I thought you were about to tell me about some secret boyfriend you have locked away.

Nope, no boyfriend.

I've spent most of the last five years locked away behind Arkham's walls... as a psychiatrist.

Funny.

How long before the others make it tourist season here?

I don't know. I'm just a tourist myself these days. Just staying a bit longer than I'd expected.

You're not a tourist. Keep it up and you'll practically be a roommate.

Move to Coast City, my dear.

Why?

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