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sixwordstories2013-07-06 09:12 pm
captainspain) wrote in sixwordstories2013-07-06 09:12 pm
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Please never ever say that again.
[The Doctor just looked at Jack, and burst into a fit of laughter once again. He was laughing far too hard to speak at the moment.]
[Jack mock scowls at his lover.]
Seriously Hi Ho Sliver why?
Because Allson-sy was getting old? I was trying something new! The look on your face when I said it, priceless. [He giggled again.]
[Jack chuckles softly still shaking his head.]
It was a bit much even for you Doctor.
Allson-sy it is then! Oh! Did I tell you I met an Alsonso? I finally got to say Allson-sy Alonso! It was brilliant, Jack!
Did you really......that have anything to do with almost running a space liner into the Palace.....oh the phone calls I got on that one.
The important thing is that we missed, Jack. It was the Titanic by the way.
[Jack laughs and shakes his head.]
Of course they would name it that.....the Queen was quite taken with you after that by the way.
Really? Usually the Queen's want my head on a platter. Huh. Who knew smashing a hole in the Titanic would be what it took to make the Queen like me again!
Elizabeth has always liked you. She's a sharp woman and has an adventurous streak a mile long.
I should go meet her. It would nice to meet one that doesn't immediately point at me and demand my arrest. Or my head. I really hate when they ask for my head.
She won't ask for your head trust me I've done enough spinning that she knows you didn't mean to upset Victoria.
"I was trying to save the woman from a werewolf," the Doctor rolled his eyes. "Of course, now I think they're all carriers, but that's neither here nor there. Would explain Charles' ears."
Jack laughs. "The royal family are not werewolves."
"Victoria was scratched by one, it's entirely possible that the blood problems in the family are related to that werewolf scratch," the Doctor said with a wicked smile. "It's fun to think about anyway. I'm not saying the change on the full moon, just that they are carriers in their genetics."
[Jack laughs more.]
Sometimes I wonder how fast your brain actually thinks. Some of what comes out of your mouth is strange.
Oi! I'm serious. I saw the blood, just trust me. They have werewolf genes, you just wait and see. One day, one of them is going to manifest it.
Just as long as I don't end up having to clean up the mess they can grow wings for all I care.
Nah, we're out of the clean up business, Jack. When we take care of something, there will be nothing left to clean up.
[Jack shivers.]
You aren't helping me get my mind out of the gutter Doctor.
Who says that isn't where I want it? [Cheeky grin.]
You have a point there...but still it would be nice not to be thinking about you naked all the time. Sometimes I just want you half naked.
Variety is the spice of life, though I rather like Cumin as well.
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