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Ara ([personal profile] ara_moonshine) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2013-07-08 04:55 am
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I don't like ducks very much.
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[personal profile] daddys_lil_troublemaker 2013-07-08 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither do I. [Kneels down conspiratorially.] Did you know they plot against us? It's true. They even blame other animals sometimes. Squirrels get a lot of it but pidgeons and seagulls too. Seriously, like 98.9% of the poo on people's car are from ducks but they'll change their diets just so they can go on a poo party and everyone will think it's other birds.

[personal profile] captsosa 2013-07-08 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is that?


[ooc: I don't know if you remember rping with a Charisa about a year ago..if so well I'm back :)]

[personal profile] captsosa 2013-07-08 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure it didn't mean too hon. [She glances at Ara's finger and sees it already healing.]

At least it won't leave a mark.

[ooc: Thanks hon! Good to be back.]

[personal profile] captsosa 2013-07-08 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Just because someone told you doesn't make it true. [Though she was pretty sure with one having bit the girl, she was believing it.]

Yes, it was very rude. I'm sure if ducks could talk he'd apologize.

[ooc: Charisa missed little A like crazy]

[personal profile] captsosa 2013-07-08 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't let one bad experience discourage you. [She looks over at who were waddling around and smiles softly. Oh, pigeons did a lot more then just sit on people at times.]

If that is what you want to do Ara.
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[personal profile] wildmage_daine 2013-07-08 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Daine looks over in some surprise, not having realized she had two-legger company. And it's a child, no less. Folk back home tended to keep their children away from her, and she can't help glancing around for the little one's mother before answering her.]

They're not so bad once you get to know them. [She gestures to the little cluster of ducks that's gathered around her.] These ones are nice.

[personal profile] captsosa 2013-07-08 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[She shook her head slightly while moving to sit on the ground, her knees hurting from being crouched for so long.] You're not the only one who doesn't like being bitten.

That sure is asking a lot of them.
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[personal profile] daddys_lil_troublemaker 2013-07-08 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Practically common knowledge if you know where to look.

It's very very rude of them but that's the nature of ducks. Vile creatures. You should do your best to stay away from them. Plus, they bite.

[personal profile] captsosa 2013-07-08 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
A goose. And trust me when I say they are a lot more temperamental than a duck. [She left out the part where it chased her but, that was for another day.]

[Taking a cookie from the bag she nodded. Soon she broke off part of it and held it out to one of the ducks who waddles over happily.] You had every right to be upset, it hurt but, unless it happens again I wouldn't hold a grudge.
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[personal profile] wildmage_daine 2013-07-09 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Aha. So she's been nipped - or someone she knows has. It's not that surprising; plenty of two-leggers don't know how to behave around the People.] Sometimes animals bite if they're scared. Even if you don't mean to frighten them, you're a lot bigger than they are, and they've no way of knowing you don't mean any harm.

But I'm sure these ones are all right. [Daine reaches out to gently ruffle the neck feathers of one of the ducks, which responds by climbing right into her lap.]

[personal profile] captsosa 2013-07-09 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Then count yourself lucky sweetie.

[The duck stops a couple inches short of the cookie and uses a webbed foot to scratch itself before carefully taking the cookie from Charisa.] See, no bite.

[personal profile] captsosa 2013-07-09 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
They aren't know for being friendly.

[The duck waddles off happily. Sliding a hand through her hair she offers a small shrug.] Not sure.
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[personal profile] wildmage_daine 2013-07-09 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Daine hums thoughtfully.] If you were feeding him, it sounds like he might have got you by accident. If you like, I can show you a way to feed them that'll help stop that from happening. [Granted, cookies probably aren't the best things for them, but as a rare treat, it won't hurt.]

I have wild magic. [No harm in telling a child, surely.] It lets me talk to animals as easily as I can talk to you. [More easily, even; Daine's more used to dealing with animals than children.]
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[personal profile] daddys_lil_troublemaker 2013-07-09 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's the question, isn't it?

Brainwashing. They are all over television, movies, they will even sell you insurance. They've spent years lulling people into a false sense of security.

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