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Some fights are totally worth it.

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Who are you fighting with?

A real jerk.

Why?

Why did I fight him or why is he a jerk?

Why are you fighting with a jerk?

Because he wouldn't back off.

He started it? Why?

Because I helped his girlfriend put her groceries in her car.

Oh, you horrible person. How dare you be nice. Shame on you.

I know so rotten.

I don't think I can be your friend anymore, that's just so appalling.

I know, I'm a monster.

Terrifying.

Boo!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Dork.

Girl who made out with a dork.

I have very eccentric tastes...

and dork is yummy.

I like your taste.

Me too.

How goes the grounding?

Boring as all get out.

Know what I did for fun today? I got to crawl under the deck and find the...thing my stupid dog killed. You need half a squirrel corpse for anything?

No, I have no need for dead squirrel.

Good, cause it was gross.

It sounds like it would be.

I'll spare you the details.

Thank you for that.

What can I say, I kind of like you.

Well I more than kind of like you.

How much more?

*smiles*

That is not an answer, Moore.

I like you a lot Jansen.

I know that, you goof.

Do you?

Um...yeah?

Hi, you drove like a million miles to come see me AND braved a freaking interrogation by both of my parents AND are still talking to me after the fact.

It could have been a worse interrogation.

Yeah, they left the horse whip in the barn. Lucky you.

*chuckles*

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