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Actually, I like them without mayonnaise.

What do you use instead?

Next you'll be telling me you prefer diet Coke.

I like the taste of Tab.

Nothing. Just fry up the catfish and stick it in like that. No sauce.

A dry po boy is just sad, son. That ain't how you do right by catfish.

Remind me not to go out to lunch with you anytime soon.

Edited 2013-07-30 06:41 (UTC)

Maybe I like my food sad, son. It's better for you, anyway.

You want to make a healthy meal out of fried catfish and starchy bread?

I didn't say I preferred it. I just don't mind it.

Figures a doctor would win that argument.

Figures an Agent would have poor taste.

Nothing about me is really tasty.

And we're lett'n you be the judge of that now?

But you said you like it.

-- Okay, okay. Then what is your preferred favorite soda to drink with your mayonnaise-less meals?

Are you looking to collect empirical evidence of your own, doctor?

Maybe.

[He grins.]

You feel'n particularly will'n to assist in the research?

I do like it. But I don't prefer it. I'd rather not drink soda at all if I can have sweet tea. Or better yet, a cup of coffee.

Hav'ta make certain sacrifices for science, doctor. [ grinning, but staring at the floor. ]

If it's such a burden I wouldn't want to impose.

How about mustard?

Oh, I don't think you've overstayed your welcome yet.

Have you ever even had a po'boy? You don't put mustard on a po'boy.

Then I may as well take of my coat, stay a spell.

[He is looking so handsome and oh look his shirt is open?]

Edited 2013-07-30 07:10 (UTC)

No, actually. I just thought it would be funny to say.

Sweet tea? Really? You've obviously never had Faygo.

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