John fights a laugh. "Oh don't worry, my friend used to be just like your brother. If I can live with a head in my fridge I can put up with a strange but lovely pair of lads like yourselves."
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John fights a laugh. "Oh don't worry, my friend used to be just like your brother. If I can live with a head in my fridge I can put up with a strange but lovely pair of lads like yourselves."