[ He is very proud of his coat, he can't go anywhere without it, but there is something far more pressing right now. The Doctor smugly grabbed hold of his lapels, as he looked all over the street. ] Does it now... Well, I don't trust such a thing to do anything good.

I'd say, that Google Van is an evil ploy to take over the universe by, Googling. In addition, what on Gallifrey is Google? Is it... [ The Doctor made googley eyes. ] This!! That would be a dreadfully horrible way to go about life with a pair of googly eyes.