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Yeah, it really gets around.

But no one told me! I could have worn a hat! or found the swimming pool.

What would you have done with the swimming pool, brought it outside? You coulda worn your fez though.

Exactly! I should have had some warning!

Google isn't very good about handing out warnings. Besides, don't think they're looking to capture people. They usually blur their faces out.

You definitely should have waved hello.

I would have if I knew! No one said anything! Have you seen my hat collection? There were so many options!

But I'm not people.

Well. Beings. They're after buildings and stuff. You coulda surprised them though.

You have a time machine. Can't you just go back in time and do it again?

[Myka already basically knows the answer to this because of her own experience with time travel, but she can't help but give him a little bit of a hard time.]

No, I can't go back and do it again unless you'd like a hole the size of Belgium in the fabric of the universe.

Belguim's not... that big. In the grand scheme of things.

It's still not good.

Awfully sneaky, aren't they?

I could have worn my fez. My fez. Amy.

I have a confession to make, Doctor. Secretly, I dumped all your fezzes off at the last planet we were on. Oops! So sorry.

Amelia. Jessica. Pond.

*Oh yes, he remembers her entire name and she is in trouble.*

I'm sure a Fez would certainly be a surprise.

[ And she isn't even a little afraid of him. ]

Yes, Doctor?

A Google Van?! What is a Google Van? Neither Peri nor Mel had informed me of such a thing. Are you sure, it is not The Master's TARDIS. [ This Google Van is a most troubling thing indeed! ]

*Oh that coat, how he remembered that coat. How could he forget that coat?*

It's a van...car...that takes pictures.

[ He is very proud of his coat, he can't go anywhere without it, but there is something far more pressing right now. The Doctor smugly grabbed hold of his lapels, as he looked all over the street. ] Does it now... Well, I don't trust such a thing to do anything good.

I'd say, that Google Van is an evil ploy to take over the universe by, Googling. In addition, what on Gallifrey is Google? Is it... [ The Doctor made googley eyes. ] This!! That would be a dreadfully horrible way to go about life with a pair of googly eyes.

Okay, fine, ripping giant holes in the universe is a no go. Maybe you could... call and see where they'll be next?

What? Who left the doors open this time? It certainly wasn't me!

Maybe. Though I think she *he gestures with his hands to the ship around him* just wanted portraits.

You dumped my fezzes?!

It wasn't me either. She must have wanted her picture taken.

It might be.

*And ok, it kind of is taking over everything.*

Google...searches through information. Though their logo looks a bit like that.

What if they'd lost their way? Next thing you know you're off trying to find Heathrow again! She knows strangers shouldn't be inside.

For your own good!! They were really, truly awful... stick to bowties, they're much more dapper.

I guess being photogenic was more important.

*Was Amy feeling okay? She actually said bow ties were better*

I like fezzes. River shouldn't have murdered that one.

I'd say it is a most devious organization that is here to rob us of our TARDIS. [ The Doctor let go of his lapels, and there was a serious look about him once he stopped with the googly eyes. ] See! I told you there was something dastardly behind all of this!

She might be compiling a pin-up calendar for you.

If she is, I think the two of us need to have a talk...

I think it's sweet. She obviously just wants to make sure you remember who both those hearts belong to.

We are always together, after everything. A mad man and his blue box.

It must be nice. To have that kind of connection.

She doesn't seem to mind.

*Which really means he has two wives, and yes they do gang up on him*

[That's exactly what it sounds like to Myka.]

Neither do you.

She always takes me where I need to be. Even if I don't think so.

*So no, he does not mind at all.*

She takes care of you. It's a pretty special time machine you've got there.

Only one like her.