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Bee's fault that I shop online!

~~Mainly for shoes~~

And I retain my title of Shoe Crack Dealer for another day. SCORE!

*Chuckles* I've spent a lot of money today

Oh God, does your credit card hate me?

Nah, it's not too bad.

Thank God. My friend Buffy, I know her's hates me. She tries so hard to be good and at least once a month I'm all "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!"

I rarely splurge but it was a hellish weekend, so I figure I'm totally allowed!

You totally are.

This is one pair of shoes" (http://www.kristopherdukes.com/images/Givenchy-Shoes-Studded.png) that I got.

Ooooo, those are adorable!

And I started my weird shoes collection! Look! (http://judy.hourihan.com/shoes/shoe15.jpg)

Dude, are those made of metal? Damn.

I know! I'm thinking about using them as a weapon.

HA, that would be hilarious! Chasing someone around, beating them with your metal shoe. Or throwing it at them! SHOE BOOMERANG! SHOE-MERANG!

Oh god, I love it! Shoe-merang, I'm so using them for that from now on.

Sweet!

So that's where my credit card got to.

You have a credit card?

Don't play dumb. I saw you using it.

*Smiles a little* Don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, you know. He digs around in her pocket...

*Giggles, looks up at him* I don't have you...whoa! Hand!

What's this?

Hank pulls out a card from her pocket.

Hank Henshaw's Visa?

You've been a bad girl, Eliza.

*Just smiles at him*

You'll like some of the purchases, I've made.

Oh really?

Yes, I think so.

A flock of sparrows?

Nope but maybe close.

Do I have to dig in your pockets again?

No, you'll have to wait till they arrive.

Five fifty-one Biot drive?

No. *Laughs, shaking her head* I have a mail box.

Hmmm....

What?

The suspense is...

You'll like them and they'll replace what you've torn.

I knew it!

You knew what?

It was something I'd want to tear off of you.

More than one thing and different colors.

Yes. Very good.

Told you that you would like them.

With you in them even moreso.

In them and out of them quickly, right?

Something like that.