sixwordstories | (no subject)

Please do. I'd hate for anything to happen to you Bella.

You're so lucky I love you.

It's bad enough I can barely walk on a flat surface. Have you seen the heels Alice is forcing me to wear at the wedding? I have to practice because I want to walk down the aisle, not roll down it.

He couldn't help but chuckle. I know you'd want to make a grand entrance but I doubt that's the way to do it.

Please stay in your room, and stay away from sharp corners. I am lucky you love me.

It's bad enough Charlie already thinks we're getting married because I'm pregnant, if he sees me removing everything sharp, he's going to think I'm childproofing the house.

Yes well, I didn't say remove just be careful. Don't want cuts and bruises for your wedding day do you? Leans in close and kisses her softly drawing back.

No, then Charlie would probably think you're beating me.

Her hands go up, resting on his cheeks, pulling him down for another kiss.

I tell you it's a no win situation for me isn't it? He kisses her again before drawing back. I'd never hurt you though.

I know you wouldn't. It's Charlie who'll need to be convinced.

Hopefully that does happen. I love you Bella.

I'm sure it will. He just needs time. He's....protective is all.

You already know I love you.

Yes I do no matter how many times I've told you I was no good for you.

I have gotten pretty good at ignoring that.

Yes you have and now leaving me would be bad as well.

I told you I was bad for you.

Preferably in a decent pair of heels. So many chicks neglect that ability and there's so many turned ankles as a result.

~~...Huh.~~ I appreciate the concern, really.

That's what I was referring to, though. I can barely walk barefoot on a flat service with tripping over something, or stubbing my toe, so yeah...I need to practice walking in heels. Preferrably somewhere I won't kill myself if I fall.

Someone's got to look out for all the stunning women, and their ankles.

Carpeted floor? The key is walking from your hips and on the balls of your feet.

Stunning? Me? You need to get your eyes checked, buddy.

Wow. How is it you know so much about this?

All woman are beautiful. Maybe in the eyes, or the turn of a smile. One should live to appreciate beauty wherever, whenever they can.

Ooooh, that knowledge comes from spending a lot of time with strippers.

I was just about to say that's really sweet, and then I read the second part.

Doesn't a guy get points for honesty?

I could have pointed out that I have a sister, you know. And a friend with a cute, BLIND girlfriend who wears them a lot and never trips.

I was going to give you the points, and then you just made fun of me for my inability to walk in heels so, no...points revoked.

I was not mocking you! I was pointing out how I might know how to walk in heels.

My own personal experience aside. I did trip. Twisted my ankle too. Happy?

Sure. Sure. That's what you say now.

You tripped....wearing heels?

I would never insult a lady. Never. Narrows your chances.

College! Fraternity. It happens.

Of course it does.

Yeah...don't think I have to worry about the fraternity/sorority thing. ~~Or college in general.~~

So we've established that I wasn't insulting you but bragging about Alicia and given she's dating a boulder, she needs all the bragging she can get.

Why not? It's fun. Parties, heels, tripping. Come on, you'll love it.

She's dating a boulder? How is that even possible?

I'm not much of a party girl, so I think I'll be alright.

How? Cosmic radiation. Trust me, he's a walking rock slide. I got the cool end of the deal. Ben got the lack of ears part.

Does this mean you're not going to practice so I can be all proud of how far you've come along?

Oh I'm going to practice. Don't worry about that. I want to be able to make it down the aisle without falling on my face.

Down... aisle? Pardon?

I'm pretty sure you can read, right?

I told you, I can barely walk barefoot on a flat surface, and the heels Alice is making me wear at this thing...I want to walk down the aisle, not roll down it.

Right. Line. No more insane amounts of flirting.

So when's the big day?

Don't worry. Edward's not the jealous type. He knows I don't want anybody else.

About a week away actually, which means I really need to figure this out. Or convince Alice that my dress is long enough to wear flats.

Just not something I do.

Tell her if you wear heels you'll ruin the entire thing.

I wasn't suggesting you continue. I was just saying, for what you've already done, don't worry.

I've tried that. She insists I can do it.

As you wish. I always listen to a pretty lady.

Turn your ankle and prove you can't? Or fake it until your wedding day?

Faking it might work. I don't want to actually twist it cause....ow.

Nono, not for real. Get the heels out, make a call, tell her you've taken a fall and it's really hurting. Wrap it in an ace bandage and ice it and I bet you get flats.

Then you just have to worry about tripping over the train.

Her eyes widen suddenly.

Oh god. I forgot about the train.

Whoa Whoa, calm. You can handle this.

Love can get you through anything, you know. Or they say, I wouldn't know.