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Dear God I hear you on that one... and technically I think I'm still a tourist even though I live here.

If you live hear, and you know your way around, I'll consider you local. These tourists who don't know where they're going are killing me. They're just making my job difficult.

Oh wait wait, the best part is where you're walking, and they stop right in the middle of the fucking sidewalk in front of you to take a picture, like no one else walks on the sidewalk and needs to get through besides them. Jesus. Single most annoying thing about the place.

What do you do? You know.. for a job?

I couldn't agree more. I've lived here my entire life, and I'm still not completely used to it. It's like they don't notice anybody exists besides themselves and whatever/whoever their cameras are currently aimed at.

Um....It's....kind of a long story.

Thank you! Thank you! Yes! I swear to God, A situation I've run into at least twenty times while being here a pretty short amount of time mind you, was trying to get through somewhere, and you can stand there and say excuse me.. but everyone in this fucking city has like.. tunnel vision or something! They obviously have no perif to notice that HELLO someone is standing an inch from them trying to push through, while, oh thats right...saying excuse me.

I've got time.

What pisses me off almost as much are the people who push right past you and don't say excuse me or anything. Yeah, Hi! I'm a real person who you totally just shoved into a wall. But don't worry. I'm fine. You just enjoy your day.

Right. What if I tell you you're not going to believe me if I tell you?

Exactly. Though honestly, the pushing thing I can understand only because I lived in New York for a while thats just custom there.

Try me.

I'm a vampire hunter.

Okay. You're right I don't believe you. But thats okay. Let's just, start over. Because I like you and your obvious bad-assery and dislike for what appears to be... most of humankind like myself, you've earned a freebie do over. Now its good for one deaf ear to be turned on some really crazy shit that comes out of your mouth. So I'm gonna give it to you. Okay? And now you give it back to me, and we start over like nothing happened.

Hi, I'm Harry.

But it's the tru....Yeah, alright. Thanks.

It's nice to meet you, Harry. I'm Sofie.

Hey, nice to meet you too Sofie.

Since we're friends now, or acquaintances, whatever, you mind if I buy you a drink? Are you... old enough to drink?

You were right though. I am pretty badass.

Don't mind at all.

I never doubted that part for a second. *He smiled at her.*

Great. Have any favorite places you like to go? I'll go anywhere.

I just like to remind people once in a while.

Not really. I'm up for whatever.

Oh sure. I don't blame you.

Alright, well, how about we wander down this way, and see what we can find?

I appreciate it.

Sounds good to me.

If they didn't stop for us, I doubt they will stop now.

Of course not. Why do anything that might make our jobs a little easier, right?

Exactly, why protect yourself when we can do it for you?

It's insane. These people are completely oblivious to what's going on around them.

But that's part of why we do what we do, so that they continue not knowing.

A "thank you for saving my ass" now and then would be nice, though.

Chalk it up to stress or shock, victims rarely think about saying "Thanks."

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