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Um...

I give up, who?

It was rhetorical.

...is it teachers? Usually it's teachers.

Kenny. I don't have any teachers.

Yeah, but even if they aren't your teachers, there are still teachers out there in the 'Verse being all...teachery!

It was a rhetorical question. No one said I didn't learn anything. But I bet 11K would.

How come?

Other than his narftastic jerk-ery.

That's about it. He's a jerk.

ALSO; he threatened my Dad. Which is a whole new level of jerk-ery.

What'd he say?

That he'd "get him". That's it.

He says that about my dad, like, twice a day.

But it's pretty super weird that he's started saying it about himself.

Yeah, I thought so too. He's like...all sorts of crazy. Is he over there? In the Null Void? What's his deal?

Well, spluh.

Yeah, he's fully incarcerated. Dunno how he's talking smack to people, but he's not going anywhere. Ken 10 is totally on the job.

When'd you get him?

Since, uh, you got him...

...Are you sure you got 'im?

Yeah?

I mean, Dad would have told me if he got out.

Are you sure your dad KNOWS?

Course my dad KNOWS. He's Ben 10K. Spluh, Dev.

Spluh yourself. What if my father is out there RIGHT THIS MINUTE?

We'd know. Your dad's not subtle, dude.

...Ken? You didn't even know he had a kid. He can be.

...I'll tell my dad to check it out.

Thank you, Kenny. I'll keep an eye on my Dad.

If it's nothing maybe I can come visit or something. Or you can.

That sounds really awesome. I'll ask Dad if it's okay.

Cool, cause I miss you. No one else is even half as, I dunno, you.

Miss you too, dude.

Well duh. I'm the only Devlin.

There should be more.

Dude, but then my value would decrease.

Pfft. No way. Everyone should have a Devlin. You know, to hang with.

Devlins don't like most people. We're very picky. It's the Levin genes.

Not me, bro. I know you always learn something every day! Like today I learned that my little parachuting army guy can't be used for real skydiving! Who'da thunk?

The army guys with the parachutes are the best. All the other ones just stand there.

Oh hecks yeah! Those thing provide minutes...nay SECONDS of non tangled up or ripped fun!

But you get what you pay for, so it ain't a bad bargain.

Yeah I paid like 25 tickets from skee ball. Best 8 game tokens I ever spent!