I can't say I'm the biggest fan, Lockhart. It has to be said. Although, I did manage to read a small article in the Daily Prophet regarding your trip to Romania. Vampires wasn't it? [He was in Azkaban but managed to steal a paper now and then from visitors.]
I assume you haven't read all my books yet, my dear fellow! [ Gilderoy flashes him a smile, blissfullly oblivious as always. ]
An entire coven of vampires, wiped out in mere seconds by yours truly... you'd just LOVE Voyages with Vampires, wouldn't you? [ This man... isn't a vampire himself, is he? Oh dear! ]
No, I haven't. I don't really have the desire to, if the truth be told. [Harry had told his godfather enough truth about what the true fraud Lockhart was.]
Perhaps. Does it have any nice-looking witches inside it? [Yep. He hasn't changed since the fifth year.]
But you'd absolutely love them! I read them. [ The first books they gave Lockhart, once he re-learned how to read. Very slowly, mind you, but they're not... very difficult to read. It isn't Shakespeare~ ]
Nice-looking witches? I think it only has pictures of me in it, but I'm a nice-looking wizard. [ Teeheehee~~~ ]
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An entire coven of vampires, wiped out in mere seconds by yours truly... you'd just LOVE Voyages with Vampires, wouldn't you? [ This man... isn't a vampire himself, is he? Oh dear! ]
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Perhaps. Does it have any nice-looking witches inside it? [Yep. He hasn't changed since the fifth year.]
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Nice-looking witches? I think it only has pictures of me in it, but I'm a nice-looking wizard. [ Teeheehee~~~ ]