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The boy wouldn't make it alone.

Boy?

Yes. Edward--brilliant mind but utterly hopeless when it comes to rodent extermination.

Please tell me when you say rodent, you're referring to the four legged kind.

We wish we were, little girl. The four legged kind would be a cinch to take down compared to the pest we have..

Of course. How did I know?

Well, you look like a smart girl. *shrugs*

More than just look like it. I am.

Heh. Sure of yourself too. Nothing wrong with that.

Until very recently I was sure of a lot of things.

What's making you so unsure now, hmm?

Quite a few things, actually.

Poor little girl.

Stop calling me that.

Why? You look so childlike when you pout. It's cute.

*is smirking rather unpleasently as he says this*

I'm not a child. Not even close.

Of course you aren't.