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Today's lesson: Always learn how to swim.

Yes. A very useful lesson, if I do say so myself.

I hope not.

I think you would manage, Layton.

More than likely.

Linkin Park.

Close. That line is actually As the ocean opens up to swallow you. I am not as proud of them as I would have liked to have been. Their political commentary has come out sounding a touch trite when everyone else is also bashing the United States President.

True, on bote accounts.

*tips head* Miss.

*nods and smiles*

That supposed to be like 'go jump in a lake', but more ominous?

Did it work? *winks*

*grins* Well, I ain't wet yet, old Scratch, I'll say that much.

Very true, Baron. Very true. You are, in fact, not on my hit list for this week.

That's a relief. But no tellin' about next week, huh?

well, next week is next week. I might opt for fire or wind, instead of water. It is a mood thing, you know.

My old bones float as easily as they burn 'n blow away. But hey, I'm just as happy off your list.

I think you'll be off the list for a while still, Baron. I like you.

Well thank you. I'll take that as a compliment, as I imagine it's at least better than the alternative.

Yeah, but only when Neptune is drunk and pissed off.

...oops, did I say that out loud? *G*

No, dear Penia, you did not say that out loud. You were just thinking with your outside voice.

*curtsies*

Yeah, I'm good for doing stuff like that, sugar.

I rather enjoy it. It amuses me.

Well, that's a relief. Wouldn't know what to do with an oversensitive underworld deity on my hands.

So, just a general statement or are you planning on drowning some poor bastard today?

The thought had crossed my mind, yes. I just am not sure who, yet.

It's almost poetic.

Mmm. Yes. Almost. *smirks* How is your night, Madam Night?

*smiles* Almost poetic, Son of Dawn. Yours?

I am enjoying my off planet vacation.

And where have you taken yourself?

My consort and I have absconded off to Mars. Less interference from her family here.

To Mars? Who is your consort's family that they cause you such anxiety?

Not anxiety so much as annoyance. You and she share a few relatives.

*Stretches lazily* Considering drowning people?

Yes. Do you have any preferences?

Some I'm sure we can't drown. What are you aiming for?

General mayhem.