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[Hence the giant water balloon that hits you in the back, coming mysteriously from a the far side of a palm tree.]

[Jack shakes his head spraying water everywhere. He brings up his water gun and shoots]

Come out and show your face!

You'll never take me alive, Time Agent!! [Another water balloon arches through the air.]

[Jack ducks laughing.]

You'll never get away with this....I promise.

[The Doctor's head pops up from behind the leaves of a small, tropical tree.]

I think you'll find that I already have.

[His head disappears quickly in order to dodge the super spray of water from the squirt gun. When he calls out from behind cover, his voice is laughing.]

You're all wet, Jack!!

[Jack's laughter rings out loud and strong as he charges forward.]

If you'd come here you could be wet too if you'd come here.

[The Doctor pops up behind Jack wearing Bermuda shorts and white zinc oxide on his his nose.]

Are you sure you were a Time Agent? [He grins, water balloon in hand.]

[Jack squeezes off a shot right at the Doctor's face.]

Yes why do you ask....also those shorts are a crime against fashion.

[The Doctor sputtered and ducked as water went up his nose and into his mouth.]

Fashion agent as well now, are we?

[He lobs his last water balloon at Jack.]

Well those shorts are so tight they should be illegal!

Just stating a fact....I wore my shorts for you....who did you wear yours for?

For my bony white legs. I didn't want to blind you, so it was for the benefit of all you see.

But, nobody is around if you want go for a swim sans clothing altogether.

[Jack grins and waves at the Doctor.]

Do you concede then?

I think if I get you out of your shorts, I win. So no, I do not concede.

[He pulls out one small water balloon from his pocket and throws it at Jack's chest.]

[It's a direct hit and Jack laughs once he stops spluttering.]

Got me there Doc....wanna race?

Last one in is a Zygon!

[He takes off on a mad dash to the water.]

[Jack strips down as he runs and dives into the water just ahead of the Doctor in a graceful arch.]

What are you, part dolphin? [The Doctor is treading water and grinning at Jack.]

I need to spend more time poolside in the TARDIS is if this is what you get up to in there.

[Jack's body was so sleek and wet and beautifuil it made him ache at the sight of him.]

[Jack smiles slightly.]

I grew up right on the ocean Doctor...I could swim like this by the time I was five...you had to learn or you could get into trouble.

I reckon none them did it like you do, it's beautiful, you're beautiful.

[Jack swims over smiling.]

You are biased....

Modesty, from Jack Harkness, I don't believe it. [The Doctor drapes his arms over Jack's shoulders, grinning.] Have you hit your head recently?

We did get a little rough in the cabana last night...so maybe my brains got a bit rattled.

It was obvious the cabana hadn't been used for such purposes in ages. It was our duty to break it in properly, don't you think?

[The leans in to lick at a bruise on Jack's neck.]

All better. [He gives Jack an unrepentant grin.]

We broke something that's for damm sure.

[Jack both laughs and moans.]

They should make their loungers more sturdy.

[The Doctor runs a wet finger over the bruise.]

Sorry, I like to leave marks on you, I don't know why. Just to show you're mine I suppose.