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Children are menaces.

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[iseedeadbodies]

Says the idol uta no oniichan....

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That's exactly why I have the right to talk about it.

[iseedeadbodies]

I'm not judging-
except I totally am. What prompted you to work in children's TV in the first place if you don't like kids?

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Fuck you, Ryosuke.

I was supposed to be part of staff.

[iseedeadbodies]

Any time, anywhere.
You'd have made great staff. But then you'd be making coffee for that one annoying chick...

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Unbelievable.

Coffee? You know I would've been a lyricist!

[iseedeadbodies]

As if you wouldn't?

A lyricist? For children?

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I CAN WRITE ABOUT HAPPY THINGS!

God, Ryosuke.

[iseedeadbodies]

You know I'm just teasing you.

I'd like to see your happy lyrics sometime.

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Hilarious as always, dick.

I'm going to need a talent fee for that.

[iseedeadbodies]

Ehhhh? Really?

I'll give you a special treat later, then.

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By 'special treat' you mean...

[iseedeadbodies]

You know exactly what I mean.

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Thanks for the free ice cream, Ishimatsu!

[iseedeadbodies]

Hahahahaa! Icecream for you anytime.

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I want cookies and cream.

[iseedeadbodies]

Sure.

Long as I can have a bite-

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If you're good.

[iseedeadbodies]

Ohh?

And what does 'being good' entail, precisely?

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Letting me eat it off you first.

[iseedeadbodies]

That can be arranged

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So, cookies and cream for next time.

Why the hell do you have to live so far away, anyway?

[iseedeadbodies]

Work and school, I suppose. I thought about transferring once this seminar's over.

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You just had to use your genius to become a doctor.

Leave, though? Don't you have... ties, or some shit?

[iseedeadbodies]

Well...heh.

I do have some ties, but...well. Being closer to you would be convenient, don't you think? Maybe I can find someplace in the middle.

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... am I the only tie you got left here?

You don't have to move for me, Jesus.

[iseedeadbodies]

And if I wanted to move for you?

Besides, there's some great hospitals around here, plus the ME's departments are always looking for more people in forensics.

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... I don't nearly deserve that much effort, Ryosuke.

Great hospitals? Those more of that stuff I've never walked into?

[iseedeadbodies]

Not really up to you to decide what I think you deserve from me, Kenta.

Yeah. Y'know. Those places where sick and injured people go to get patched up?

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The sick and injured people repair shops I've been to don't look as fancy as your god damn campus does.

[iseedeadbodies]

Fancy shmancy doesn't always get the job done though.

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You mean your campus isn't good enough?

[iseedeadbodies]

My campus is amazing, don't get me wrong.
That doesn't mean that the ones here won't be good too.

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How long've you been thinkin' about transferring, anyway?

[iseedeadbodies]

Mmmmm.....probably about two months.

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Two months?

What the hell triggered that, anyway?

[iseedeadbodies]

Two months...well. That's when we started up again.

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...

I know.

[iseedeadbodies]

Too much?

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Little bit.

I didn't know it left you with that much of an impact.

[iseedeadbodies]

Heh. Are you that surprised to leave an impact?

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If I'd known fucking you more than three times in a day would bring this about, I woulda done it earlier.

[iseedeadbodies]

Hoohhhh?

That mean you're okay with me moving closer?

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Not like I can stop you if that's what you really want, right?

bad singing dont let me sing

[iseedeadbodies]

Right. Ain't nothin' gonna stop me baaaaaaaabe~

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