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[jasper_sitwell]

 Tell no one what you've seen.

Comments

[sonofcoul]

You might have to be a little more specific.

[jasper_sitwell]

......Are you actually pulling rank on me right now.

[sonofcoul]

No, just asking for clarification.

[jasper_sitwell]

[side-eyes him] My snack stash, Philip. The one I keep in that one locker.

[sonofcoul]

Why would I tell anyone about that?

[jasper_sitwell]

Well, you and that hacker girl seem pretty close lately. You might cave under some big doe eyes or something and suddenly all my Little Debbies are missing. [takes out of his pocket a wrapped powdered donut, offering it]

[sonofcoul]

[He takes the donut.]

I promise. If your snacks go missing, it won't be because I told anyone about them.

[jasper_sitwell]

Thanks.

.....Wait, how else would they go missing? [eyes narrow]

[sonofcoul]

I'm not the only one who knows about it, you know.

[jasper_sitwell]

[stunned silence] Wait, what?! I only told you!

Phil. Who else knows? ....god dammit now I have to move it.

[sonofcoul]

Jasper, I know you actually know this, but actually think out the consequences of your coworkers all being spies.

[jasper_sitwell]

.....Yeah but .... they're not ... [trails off, realization sinking in]

[long sigh] So everyone knows, then.

[sonofcoul]

Pretty much.

[jasper_sitwell]

Fantastic. [huffs quietly] That sort of explains why I've seen Fury and Hill around with some of my favorites. I thought it was just coincidence.

[sonofcoul]

Sorry to be the one to break it to you.

The Sitwell & Coulson Show

[dejah_thoris]

[ooc: I just want these two to have a show. Like, yesterday. ]

Re: The Sitwell & Coulson Show

[sonofcoul]

[ooc: We're talking high quality comedy right there. XD]

[fukkinawesome]

Will you give me a dollar first?

[emilblonsky]

And who, exactly, would I tell?

[nothawkette]

I've seen a lot of things, sir. But, yeah, I won't talk about them. Not even with my therapist.