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WHAT THE HELL IS A YIFF.

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[iseedeadbodies]

Pretty sure you don't want the answer to that...

[zeroedout]

The only reference I have heard involves variations on a Furry term for sex. Context?

I'M STILL ON MOBILE ;;;;;;

[upsetting]

And why the hell not. Though if you're saying that it's probably something sexually depraved

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Used in reference to me in a dog costume.

[zeroedout]

Well, that's...awkward. You appear to have been mistaken for a member of a subculture you apparently know nothing about.

Or you're being teased according to stereotypes about Furries, but...same difference really.

[A tiny smile] The Internet especially seems to have forgotten that costume parties and such are still a thing.

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... it wasn't for a costume party, though.

[ Cue Kenta's genuine confusion, because he's stupid and uncultured and doesn't really get what the Internet is for other than porn, anyway. ]

[zeroedout]

Basically what it boils down to is that people tend to assume the weirdest. Members of the Furry subculture run around in animal costumes for a number of reasons, but the most scandalous, and most interesting to outsiders, reason is sex. So, a lot of people assume that Furries are just into a weird kink, and in turn, a lot of people assume that anyone running around in a dog costume must be a Furry. Who is just doing it for sexual kicks.

...sorry about that. Humanity in general has a stupid streak.

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... ARE YOU TELLIN' ME PEOPLE WERE LOOKIN' AT ME SEXUALLY.

Re: I'M STILL ON MOBILE ;;;;;;

[iseedeadbodies]

that's because its very depraved

[upsetting]

Why the hell am I not surprised, Ishimatsu.

[iseedeadbodies]

because you and I both know I have a dirty mind-

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DON'T YOU FUCKING THINK OF ME IN THE DOG SUIT SEXUALLY

[iseedeadbodies]

don't worry. just the donburi costume.

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I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[iseedeadbodies]

My body is ready.

[upsetting]

Jesus fucking Christ, you're not helpful at all.

Unless near-death situations is another kink I haven't figured out yet. Is it? Is it?

[zeroedout]

It's no fun to be objectified. [She glances down at her modest pantsuit and enveloping coat; it's a worry for her as well.] I don't think you need to worry about it. Not only are furries relatively rare, but furries who sexualize fursuits are even rarer. People bring it up not because furry culture is popular, but because making fun of furry culture is popular.

[iseedeadbodies]

Oh...well. Maybe.

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It's nice to know that if I stab a knife into your side you'll get hard!

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... that's mean as hell.

[ And it's not that Kenta's a furry, or anything, but he feels like other people who wear animal costumes--fursuits, is that what she called them?--are kindred spirits. They understand him. Probably. Or maybe not since he doesn't enjoy being in the costume in particular, but-- ]

What the hell did furries do to the general populace?

[zeroedout]

It is. I know where it comes from, but it's inexcusable.

Well, see, here's the thing. Everytime a person encounters something they're not used to, like someone who identifies more with animals than humans, it causes them this little stab of anxiety. They can't help that. It's a leftover human instinct, right? Being a little nervous around the unfamiliar. Except most people, even if they're clumsy about it, they fight the fear. They withhold judgment, they watch what they say and they ask questions before assuming shit. That's what tolerance is.

But then you get people who let the fear win. Maybe they're really ignorant, or they're messed up, or they need to feel better than someone, or they're just plain mean. So they get all nervous around this different person. Some hide it and do quiet things like Internet mockery or voting their fear, and some...act on it.

[One of the upsides of being a telepath is having some good clues about human nature.]

[iseedeadbodies]

What, you planning on having some kind of really kinky 'let's kill Ryosuke' sex with me? Because I'd like to have some kind of emergency services available just in case.

[upsetting]

I was being sarcastic, dumbass.

[iseedeadbodies]

Heh, well.

If you do decide to do some kinkystuff, I'll totally hop on that.

[upsetting]

You are stupidly predictable, Ryosuke.

[iseedeadbodies]

That's why you love me.

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I can think of a couple other reasons.

[iseedeadbodies]

I can think of a couple good reasons for me to love you too, dork.

Sexy uta no oniisan...

[upsetting]

You can't use that title and the word 'sexy' in one sentence.

There better be a couple of good reasons.

[iseedeadbodies]

mmm....your voice. your face. your dick smile. the way you sing songs to little kids and they seem to like your grumpy-ass self.

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Oh my God are you seriously listing everything down.

[iseedeadbodies]

...the way you get grumpy when the curry gets cold, and the way we share smoke when we kiss-

I could go on for ages.

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You're so fucking gay, Ryosuke.

[iseedeadbodies]

Nah, man I'm straight as a rainbow.

Only take it for you coz I like you so much.