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Does Valentines porn count?

That's a good question. Does it?

It does for ME, because I don't really ever have a Valentine. At least, not until the Valentines porn fires up...then I've got lots of porn star Valentines!

Is there actually Valentines porn, or are you just going to watch regular porn and eat cheese shaped like hearts?

[Pulls up youporn.com, spins the laptop around, and points] There's a whole category for it.

Holycrap, there is.

Is there any with Lesbians?

Definitely! You got your lesbians, your interracial, your straight, your babysitter, your massage, your...[And he just goes on and on, listing all of the categories which he knows by heart]

So. Since I've got no plans and you've got porn... Valentines Day porn date tomorrow? Or is that awkward?

Edited 2014-02-13 22:34 (UTC)

[wibbles!!] Are you saying you'll...be my Valentine?!?

Sure. We'll have bragging rights over the poor sad Singles at least.

Oddly enough, yes. I find myself actually having a girlfriend who hasn't never experienced Valentine's Day.

...she's from Outer Space, it's complicated.

So you can screw it up, and she wont know, is what you're saying.

Maybe. She's the deadliest woman in the universe, apparently. Not someone I'm that keen to upset.

All I can say is... Dude. Good Luck.

Thanks. Truthfully we've got on very well so far, and I have made her into a Star Wars fan.

The honeymoon stage will end.

Hopefully not for a while yet. But Gamora is honestly the first woman I've met in a long time who I like for her fun, charm, toughness and beauty as opposed to the typical 'oh she's hot' thing.

Huh. That's so weird coming from your mouth.... You've always seemed like... Deadpool lite, but more a douchbro.

...Good for you.

Well I have had the chance to mature a little since the days I... ah, knocked up my dead best friend's girlfriend. On top of his grave. Or spied on Ms Marvel in the shower. So I guess douchbro would have been accurate.

Anyway, thanks. I really do like her and I do not want to screw things up. Because she is hot, as well as everything else.

.... if I could punch you right now, I would.

Gee, thanks. I think you missed the fact that was all AGES ago. The follies of youth and whatever. If all the heroes can accept they screwed up and move on, I should be able to as well. And I told Carol what I did back then and after a while she forgave me because I told her her, she didn't find out from anyone, I wanted it off my chest.

Only some people get to move on. Others are never allowed that chance.

...Did she at least punch you?

Hmmm, well people should get the chance. I regret what happened with Veronica and all but I knew at the time I would suck as a dad.

Carol? Well... no. She took it out on the menu where we were dining and I lost the chance to date her but we're friends now.

Yeah. Should. But some people are more special than others.

But dude. Fucking on someone's grave is just. Worse than the shower thing.

...Yeah, I know. I've been regretting it pretty much ever since, some times more than others. I got caught up with her somewhere between lust and grief and... well.