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[thespecial]

So I guess Batman isn't coming.

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idek

[greatdragon]

[Cue large creepy dragon slithering closer.]

A man-bat? Your hero, no doubt...

[No one here to save you, Lego man.]

hehehe

[thespecial]

A dragon?! [Emmet backs away slowly.] But Vitruvius said dragons live in Middle Zealand. What are you doing here?!

Re: hehehe

[greatdragon]

You are quite observant.

[Smaug sounds amused. Sort of. Under the thick layer of scary. He circles around, his eye on Emmett.]

I go where I wish, for I am Smaug. I am fire, I am... [coming face to face] ...death.

[That breath is certainly bad enough to kill something. Better not inhale.]

[thespecial]

Don't eat me! I mean, why would you? I'm really tiny. I wouldn't make a very good meal.

Plus, I know Batman. [Where is the caped crusader when you need him?!]

[greatdragon]

Eat you? [Smaug keeping up the cat and mouse game.] Why would you think that?

[He flares out his wings.] I do not know this bat-man. But his name does not inspire confidence.

[thespecial]

I dunno. Don't dragons eat people? I thought they always eat people. Wouldn't that get kinda old after while. Eating person after person. Where's the variety in that, right? [Nervous laugh.]

You don't know Batman? He's a superhero. And I'm pretty sure he's not afraid of dragons.

[greatdragon]

[In reply, Smaug moves close, licking the Lego man with a large slimy tongue. Which smells worse than the breath. He growls with the dragon equivalent of making a face.]

You are not to be eaten. [Eugh plastic.] There are many types of people where I am from. Greedy dwarves, hideous elves, cowardly humans...

All burn in the end.

[thespecial]

[Emmet stands very still. Eww, dragon slober. Not a good look to have.]

They burn? So you like barbecues? Dragon barbecue. At least everything is well done...

[greatdragon]

[Mischief glints in Smaug's eye. His chest and neck start to glow through the cracks in his scales, heating up. He lets loose a breath of fire at the nearest tree, bursting it into flames.]

You could say that.

[thespecial]

Woah. That's seriously hot. Could cook a ton of sausage with that fire. And hamburgers. And other stuff.

Now I'm hungry.

[greatdragon]

...what species are hamburgers?

[As if cooking them would mean cooking a whole animal....or person.]