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sixwordstories2014-02-14 03:34 pm
seekingcrocodile) wrote in sixwordstories2014-02-14 03:34 pm
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Ask me anything.
I may answer.
I may answer.
I have other things to be worried about.
Like putting on eyeliner in the first place?
What possessed you to stick your hand in the mouth of a crocodile? You lose a bet or were you drunk?
He didn't bite it off, he cut it off. With a sword. Also he wasn't really a crocodile, more a man who looked like a crocodile.
[ She blinks, and squints into empty shot glass. She sets it down, maybe a little too hard. Maybe the table was a bit closer than she expected it to be. ]
Where were we?
[ She eyes the last swallow in the bottle, and with a somewhat steady hand, splits it between the two glasses on the table. ]
Right. Ordering another bottle.
Where were we?
[ She eyes the last swallow in the bottle, and with a somewhat steady hand, splits it between the two glasses on the table. ]
Right. Ordering another bottle.
That sounds accurate. [Also there was some talk about him attempting to seduce her again, but she'll have to forgive him if the alcohol has caused him to lose some of his subtlety. Even he has his limits.]
We could go somewhere a little more private this time.
We could go somewhere a little more private this time.
[ She quirks an eyebrow at him, and maybe she has to close one eye to bring him into focus. ]
You're very pretty, I'll give you that. But you're going to have to try harder, I think.
You're very pretty, I'll give you that. But you're going to have to try harder, I think.
Do you want to see how I handle my vessel? [Um.] At sea, I mean. You said you'd never seen one.
Damn I don't what you did then to get your hand cut off by someone who was ugly enough to resemble a crocodile. [ Jayne looks empathetic for the poor guy. ] But, that's a damn pretty replacement you got there.
I hope you got some other attachments for it! You know stuff like a... um... knife!
I hope you got some other attachments for it! You know stuff like a... um... knife!
[ That gets a dry little laugh, and a grin. She tilts her head at him, idly drawing a fingertip around the rim of her glass. ]
I might. But then you'd invite me back to your cabin, and I wouldn't get to see a single line or sail.
I might. But then you'd invite me back to your cabin, and I wouldn't get to see a single line or sail.
That? Oh, I stole his wife. He was none too pleased. She certainly was, though.
I don't really need any other attachments. This does everything I need it to do.
I don't really need any other attachments. This does everything I need it to do.
The sails are on the outside. There's plenty of time to take a gander at them before going somewhere else.
I'd like to think the word liberated might be more fitting in this case. But, I see you've got a good trade off, you lost a hand for a pretty gal.
[ Jayne nods his head. ] Oh, so what's it good for well 'sides being dangerous and pointy.
[ Jayne nods his head. ] Oh, so what's it good for well 'sides being dangerous and pointy.
Well, yes, liberated is how I would put it. Stole is how he would put it. I ended up losing the hand and the lass. He was so displeased by it that he killed her.
Being dangerous and pointy isn't enough? I stabbed a man with it once. I poisoned it first, of course.
Being dangerous and pointy isn't enough? I stabbed a man with it once. I poisoned it first, of course.
I'm a little too far gone to scale your mast, sir. Much as the idea might appeal to me.
That's a shame. I was looking forward to showing it off.
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