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[daywalkingblade]

I can't unlock my new iPhone.

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[onthe_threshold]

Have you tried shaking it?

[daywalkingblade]

Yeah. No dice. Pixie got it for me and helped me set it up. Now I can't even get into it. Didn't have this problem with the last one.

[onthe_threshold]

Then I am fresh out of ideas. Oh! Can we... turn it off and back on again?

[daywalkingblade]

Tried that. [The hilarious thing is, he can't unlock it for the dumbest of reasons.]

[dreaminpink]

Did you forget the passcode Blade!

[daywalkingblade]

It has a passcode? Thought it was past that, now. [presses his gloved thumb to the button and it shakes NOPE at him again] See? You told me it'd work with just my thumb now.

[dealing_death]

[She is really trying to keep composure here, appreciate the effort.] Take. Off. Your. Gloves.

[onthe_threshold]

Uhm. So... okay, you remember the password thing right?

Oh! Oh! Maybe you need to scan your eyeball.

[daywalkingblade]

...What. [play it cool, Blade. play it cool]

[dreaminpink]

You need to use your finger Blade.

[daywalkingblade]

She told me I didn't need one any more. Well, I have one in there, but I don't need it. Or something. [holds it up to his eye and presses the button]

[daywalkingblade]

I am [grumbles and does it with his finger this time too.] I've tried everything. Matt even had me make it scan my eyeball.

[onthe_threshold]

[Matthew watches, and when nothing happens he frowns.] Shit.

...maybe... let's hit it.

[dreaminpink]

Nooo, with your finger. Not your gloves!

[daywalkingblade]

I would, but this shit's expensive! I kind of just want to throw it against the damn wall.

[daywalkingblade]

...What?

[dreaminpink]

Take your gloves off and try it.

[onthe_threshold]

Take it back to the store and make them fix it. Piece of crap must be defective.

[dealing_death]

Take off your gloves it can't read your print through leather.

[daywalkingblade]

[slowly slips off a glove, and then tries it. And it unlocks.]

...Oh. I knew that.

[daywalkingblade]

...I knew that. [slips off his glove and presses his thumb to it] Don't you dare laugh.

[dreaminpink]

Well yeah. Course you did. You just got busy with other stuff.

[daywalkingblade]

I think I'll have to! [grumbling] Why they gotta make shit so complicated? I just want to talk to people.

[daywalkingblade]

Exactly. That's it.

[starts poking at it, and accidentally calls her] Dammit. It all looks different. Again.

[dreaminpink]

If you're trying to text me, you can just tell me, because I'm right here.