[Sköll doesn't like complicated. It's... too complicated. He is but a simple creature. Be it a very large, very cold one that happens to run through the sky, but details.]
[He is very skeptical of this. Perhaps he is not so familiar with modern vernacular and he chases the sun, so his definition of "hot" is rather subjective.]
[They'd have to be crazy to want to. Or Asgardian, which to him is pretty much the same thing. But humans? These tiny, frail creatures? He eats them for breakfast. And lunch and dinner.]
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Poke.]
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Smell like death.
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[Of course, he's slightly biased. She is his aunt, after all.]
You are small.
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Yup. But I'm hot, so I get away with so much.
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You need an excuse?
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And not very quiet. It's good to have a few excuses when it comes back to bite me.
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[But he gets what she means, being one of those bigger things.]
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[They'd have to be crazy to want to. Or Asgardian, which to him is pretty much the same thing. But humans? These tiny, frail creatures? He eats them for breakfast. And lunch and dinner.]