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Um. A paw.

[Bruce sighs and looks down at the rat amused.]

Hey there....what can I do for you?

(The bony little creature sits on its hind legs and offers up a pebble, waving it energetically over its head. Metody looks a little sheepish)

We've been talking about sharing.

Is that a serious question?

[Bruce makes a half grumble growl.]

It's three in the morning I'm amazed I have enough brain power to talk right now much less ask a question.

So that's a no then?

[Bruce laughs sleepily.]

No it wasn't a serious question unless that's one of your arrows right now.

It's not my fault you're insatible. [So maybe Bruce is just making Clint feel insatible.] Go back to sleep, it can wait until morning. If you're lucky I'll wake you up in the best of ways.

I'm awake now....and if I try to go to sleep all I'm going to be thinking about is your hands and other body parts.

I'm suddenly sooo sleepy. [He tugs Bruce tight against him.] See, I'm exhausted.

[Bruce chuckles and spoons against Clint happily.]

I'm surprised you never seem to slow down.

[Bruce laughs warmly and takes the offered pebble.]

Thanks little guy.

I'm sleepy, but other parts of me are wide awake. [He nudges his hips against Bruce.] Again.

(She grins, looking as much relieved as anything else)

That one is Rocco. Um, I have a pen, if you want to play fetch? It'll avoid disappointment if you don't come back to give him a token or tell him a story.

(Rocco looks....mostly like a creature that is incapable of expressions. But he tilts his skull a little and puts a paw on Bruce's foot, looking up at him. This is what hope looks like when you have no face.)

[Bruce shifts his hips with another chuckle.]

I can tell.

How's the big guy doing? Is he going to get cranky if I keep waking him up because I can't keep my hands off you? I know he likes it, but I don't know how much is too much for him. Thoughts? [Clint grinds against Bruce as he talks.]

I swear I had nothing to do with it - all Tony - I just walked in the room.

[Bruce sighs and yells into the lab.]

Stark stop messing with the interns would you.

[A voice calls back.]

Fine ruin my fun rage monster.

[Bruce laughs and shakes his head.]

Sorry about that Darcy Tony loves screwing with the newbies.

He's still at the "good for us," stage of the whole process. If anything changes I'll let you know but right now we have his complete approval.

Good to know. Too bad for Tony though, messing with me means no homemade peanut butter chocolate chunk cookies. [She holds up her bag as her voice raises to make sure Tony can hear her. A smile spreads across her lips at the sound of something being thrown followed by swearing and an apology.]

I promise this is not a bribe to get you guys to like me more, unless it works. [She smirks.] Want a cookie?

[Clint rolls over, pinning Bruce to the bed.] Your better half is enjoying this far too much and I'm not sure if I should be proud of it or worried. Meh, proud works. [He's giving Bruce a wicked smile then starts kissing his way down his chest and stomach.]

[Bruce smiles and pulls a piece of shiny metal out of his pocket and wiggles it in front of the rats nose. He tosses it grinning.]

Go fetch.....

" Oh stop it," Bruce says to Tony laughing as he takes a cookie and chomps on it with a smile, "great cookie Darcy you might get to find out where the secret food stashes are."

[Bruce moans shamelessly and arches up.]

You should be proud you broke a 14 year celibacy streak.

Ooooh.... I love secret food stashes - you haven't told Thor about those, right? I'm still a little bitter about the annihilation of my pop tarts...