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[seekingcrocodile]

It required some adjustment. I manage.

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hiii.

[prison]

Always wanted to ask: why a hook?

Damn teenagers! Get off his lawn! (;-))

[seekingcrocodile]

Captain Hook is more fearsome than Captain Handless.

NO he likes it here!

[prison]

Really? That's it?

*shakes fist*

[seekingcrocodile]

It was there.

Also I tried to kill your son with it right after he killed his wife. It seemed appropriate to keep it.

also i have no idea why i courier'ed that, forgive me!

[prison]

So it's just fear factor and a matter of convenience. I expected more creativity out of you.

You, sure. Pan, not so much.

[seekingcrocodile]

It's symbolic. Did you think I cut off my hand on purpose because I wanted to replace it with something else?

as it should be c:

[prison]

Perhaps not, but it is convenient setup for a handful of fun jokes.

[seekingcrocodile]

Is there something that you want, or are you just bored again?

[prison]

It gets lonely in Neverland when I don't have adults to keep an aye on.

[ which is to say, yes... he's very bored. puns and all. ]

What happened to your hook, anyway?

[seekingcrocodile]

You mean the Lost Boys are tired of putting up with you?

What do you mean what happened to it?

[prison]

Quite the contrary. I'm on vacation, you see?

Oh. My bad, I thought that's what you meant by adjustment. Some hook problems.

[seekingcrocodile]

You live on a tropical island where you are in charge. What do you need to take a vacation from?

I meant when I first started using it. I had to adjust to having it instead of a hand.

[prison]

Even I require some fresh, mortal air every now and then. I just leave the boys to Felix.

[ Because let's be real: if he can't even take care of one son, how can he constantly care for an island full of them? They get annoying, even for him. ]

Was that ever a selling point for you? You know, for your women.

[seekingcrocodile]

I'm sure they must love that, being left in the tender loving care of Psychopath Junior.

[He is not talking about his love life, or lack thereof, with Peter Pan.]

[prison]

I lead, Felix keeps them in line. They deal.

[ there's probably an unspoken "or else" in there somewhere. ]

And you know, while talking about myself is fun now then again, I would much prefer talk about you.

[seekingcrocodile]

Or they have no choice.

[Of course there is, this is Pan we're talking about.]

That doesn't mean that I would. I'm also not sure which women you think it is that I have.