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sixwordstories2014-02-24 04:22 pm
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Know what I want? Three wishes.
[Oh, he just beams at her for that response. That's exactly what he wanted to hear.]
I could do so much good with even just one! And you're a witchy woman. I bet you just have some wishes lying around somewhere. C'mon. A monkey's paw. Anything.
Listen to me Very Carefully.
Stop even thinking about it. No wish has ever been granted that did not carry terrible consequences.
Stop even thinking about it. No wish has ever been granted that did not carry terrible consequences.
My life is terrible consequences. I'd take them, to give...to do something good.
Actually, I really only need one! But they seem to come in threes.
You'd have a lot of 'and's in your wish, wouldn't you?
You bet!!! It'd be the longest run-on sentence EVER.
You don't know wishes that well! I bet I could word something to make someone happy. Now what do you have around here that grants wishes...[starts fishing around]
I do know wishes that well. And I have nothing for you.
[His eyes just lit on a monkey paw, a bonafide monkey paw, and a little slight of hand has it in one of his zillion pouches]
You know what? You're probably right! Why would you have any wishes? If you had any, you probably would have used 'em to bring Phil back immediately, or to wish for your tears back, or that you'd never met me, or...you know...stuff! Maybe for the BEST COFFEE ever. Or that Phil was less scruffy and more Fabio.
You know what? You're probably right! Why would you have any wishes? If you had any, you probably would have used 'em to bring Phil back immediately, or to wish for your tears back, or that you'd never met me, or...you know...stuff! Maybe for the BEST COFFEE ever. Or that Phil was less scruffy and more Fabio.
[looks between the Monkey Paw he found at Caitlin's and the genie bottle] DUDE. Genie over smelly monkey appendage ANY DAY!!!
YOINK!!!
Although, now Cait's gonna extra-special kill me for stealing ALL of her wishes, but whatevs!!!
[Ker-RUB!] Awwww yeah, baby, I know you like to be touched like that... [trust him to make rubbing a genie's bottle dirty -_-]
YOINK!!!
Although, now Cait's gonna extra-special kill me for stealing ALL of her wishes, but whatevs!!!
[Ker-RUB!] Awwww yeah, baby, I know you like to be touched like that... [trust him to make rubbing a genie's bottle dirty -_-]
Oh noes! The jig is up! Oh well. Now it's a smash-and-grab too! [grabs a genie's lamp for good measure and teleports awaaaaaay]
As soon as he Moves, she's thinking FIRE, and hopes enough catches the spandex to set him ablaze.
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