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...If I could carry a bowl of popcorn right now....

There's yet another rare sentence.

A much better question is who, exactly, you think is going to try to stop you.

...then I wouldn't be having this dilemma!

Valid point!

Pff, I'm sure some ghost story person somewhere has written it! Maybe.

All the politicians with their slippery slope arguments!!! They're all like, first it's ghosts, then it's zombies, then it's chupacabras, then what next?! The insurance companies keep freaking out too. They don't know what they're supposed to cover when it's a ghost, and if they call it a pre-existing condition it gets all sticky. Webster's Dictionary wants to know if I'd automatically be a widower, or if there's some new term they'd have to make up. I'm pretty sure Urban Dictionary already has a term for it though. They have a term for everything.

How you been, Nore of Ele? You see what I did there? I made you sound all fantastical. Or maybe related to Superman. I'm not sure which.

Then dogs could marry cats and chaos would reign.

...You're a Republican, aren't you?

If only labels were so simple.

Still rare, even if it's not unique.

So, you're making up enemies who'd argue the counterpoint because...?

I've been, and the result is like a bad Superman spin off.

What ghost are you trying to marry? Is this that Death chick again?

Close! I wanna marry Anna. That way, she has no reason to ever be emo again!

(Wishful thinking, much?)

They are in AM-UR-ICA!!! You're either Republican or Democrat! Conservative or Liberal! Capitalist or Socialist! Coke or Pepsi! Pro or Anti!!!

What are you if you are none of those things? Or all of them?

Because I've gotta be ready. For anything! Since it's not legal in at least 49 states. But see, I've got a plan. They'll call "Necrophilia!" and I'll be like "NOPE! That applies to the body, not the spirit!!!" And they'll probably make some other arguments, and then I'll shoot them. ...On second thought, I should probably hire a lawyer who has more than one argument. Hmm.

Ewwwwww....You don't want to be a Superman spin-off!! The vast majority of those are pretty bad. Although I still say Kevin Spacey made a damn good Lex Luthor, if we're saying he was trying to be the same character as in the original movies. But I might just like Kevin Spacey. Nobody delivers a head in a box quite like him...

*Big blink. So yeah... she still doesn't know that Wade and Ana are actually dating or how serious it's apparently gotten. There's a little bit of a strangled choking sound before she attempts to hide her shock.* ...Oh. Wow, uh, congrats. I didn't even, I mean I knew she was in your head before but I didn't realize how close... That's great. I hope the law changes for you.

A terrorist. [nods sagely]

Is that what you are?

You didn't??? Man, I thought you guys were BFFs! Although, to be fair, and in your defense, we weren't, you know, when she was in my head. We got that kinda close a while after that. Actually, she was pretty miffed when I kicked her out of my head. She might still be, come to think of it...

Anyways! It made her happy when I tossed out the idea, and you know how hard it can be to make Anna happy. She has that whole ghosty being dead thing weighing her down a lot.

Well, no. I mean, I lob bombs at people, and I shoot a lot of guns, and Wolvie likes to torture me, and...

OMG, I AM A TERRORIST!!!

And we come back to the fact ninety percent of what you do is illegal in 49 states. Why care about this?

I'm not anything to do with Superman, fortunately. I get enough drama with the superhumans in my life. I say while talking to you when you turn superman into a Seven reference.

Sigh. I want unique.

You seem surprised by the realization.