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[thekingofhell]

Ah, it is good being king!

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[endingsarehard]

Does your ego get a separate throne?

[thekingofhell]

[ Crowley rolls his eyes, but it is a bit amusing. ] There's no throne big enough in the kingdom for which my ego's plump bottom to sit, sir.

[endingsarehard]

I don't think that's a good thing to admit.

[thekingofhell]

I'm very sure there are egos in this universe that are bigger than my own. And, to think you're acting like this is a bad thing.

[endingsarehard]

Nothing wrong with keeping someone's ego in check.

[thekingofhell]

You're talking to someone who sold their soul for a few extra inches.

[freetobe]

You may just be next.

[ten_chocolate_sundaes]

King, you say? Oh, my my, I suppose I should curtsy or bow or whatever it is lesser beings do in such situations!

[thekingofhell]

Survival of the fittest has always been a way of life for those of us in hell. Trust me, Dean's got a lot of other things to deal with first before he's even fit enough to take my place.

[ It isn't as if Crowley didn't think about anything or one but himself first. With a smug grin on his face, Crowley casts a glance at Castiel. ] Anyway, enough about Dean, and me how's things with Heaven?

[thekingofhell]

[ Crowley went and collected payment on a long over due soul from a medical officer. Afterwards, he opted to take a tour of the good ship Enterprise, and to see if one can find a good bottle of Craig in the far future. ]

My, my, my. Now if you feel the need to, I ain't exactly going to argu,e but you're not my type. There's just something about your hair that doesn't do it for me, but if you seek to argue the point. [ Crowley didn't skimp out on the innuendos. ]

[ten_chocolate_sundaes]

[ Now Crowley, no butting in on Q's turf. You may be King of Hell, but your vaunted God is clearly one of us! ]

The hair? Yes, I suppose the dignified and well-presented look is a bit outside the norm for you, isn't it, Mister Crowley? [ Hey, that'd make a catchy song title... ]

[13sugars]

Oh. Last I heard we had a Queen.

[thekingofhell]

The Queen has been dethroned, and there was need of a regime change.

[13sugars]

I'm not sure about that, I'm going to need a second opinion.

[thekingofhell]

That depends on if we're talking about the same woman.

[13sugars]

Esther?

As long as it's not Esther, I don't think it involves me. And... I can just go home!

[thekingofhell]

I ain't got the foggiest clue as to who Esther is. So, no, she ain't the one I tossed off the throne.

[13sugars]

Okay! I'll leave you to your proper authorities. Bad guys tend to get overthrown by their appointed good guys anyway.

Bye!

[thekingofhell]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ He shrugs. ] Anyway, if you happen to ever need my services do be sure to call me.

Monarchs tend to be some of my best clients.

[13sugars]

Well I'd be a terrible king. Not really interested in the job seems like it's... kind of beyond my scope. Not really 'leadership' material but... good luck finding monarchs I guess?

[thekingofhell]

You shouldn't sell yourself short, and I'm sure with the right motivation, you'd make a fine king. But, that's something you'd have to really want, but anyway, I'll let you get on your way.

[ He clears his throat. ]

If you do reconsider, I'll be willing to lend my services to help obtain your goal.

[13sugars]

... No I really don't think so. I'd hate to be everyone's boss.

[He does flash his rosary a little]

I have all the help I need, thanks.

One AU Dean hasn't even been stabbed by Metatron yet, and my other's in another world...

[beyondthenorms]

[[ooc: I've been curious to have this friend of both versions (along with their Sams) meet Crowley though. :3 Most willing to time skip forward for her, this time around.]]

[Recently, Mari has been told the news of what happened to Dean. It's not fair! Just as she had been getting to know him, and he gets murdered by an angel asshole named Metatron.

She's been avoiding Elsa lately. She's cried enough tears around Sam, and Nathan. That talk with Ricky (who died once) did help cheer her up a little--but there's still something Sam and Castiel have not been telling her. It's been bothering her a lot.

And now she overhears this guy, just as she's been trying to figure out what it is. He seems to be in a good mood, when she's far from that.]

King? Of what, dare I ask? [This comes out a bit guarded.]