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Jimmy Olsen | jolsen @ tdp ([personal profile] jolsen) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2014-05-30 06:03 pm
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Superman is obviously first page news!
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fukkinawesome: (for realz yo)

[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-05-31 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Nope.

Batman fan.
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[personal profile] jolsen 2014-05-31 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I like Batman, too. But this is Metropolis... I'm sure Gotham has Batman on the front page all the time! And if they don't, they should!
fukkinawesome: (srs bsns)

bless you for humoring him

[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-05-31 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
They should, he is highly unappreciated. But I always liked Batman more than Superman.

Superman is way too nice.
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Jimmy will talk to anyone about Superman lol

[personal profile] jolsen 2014-05-31 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
He is? I'm pretty sure a lot of people like Batman. He's the Dark Knight, how can you not love that?

Wait, how is being nice a bad thing? Everyone should be as nice as Superman. He does a lot of good!
fukkinawesome: (REAL SRS BSNS)

EVEN DEADPOOL

[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-05-31 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Because in that last movie he was all emo and everyone was on the fence about liking him and shit. Well... Batman is usually emo. He's essentially just a walking set of black bangs.

... He's a fucking boyscout. I have ten thousand dollars riding on the bet that he's a virgin because there's no way he's actually banged Louis at this rate, he's as oblivious as a fucking cinder block.

I was really invested in their relationship and he keeps pussing out.
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Haha, well not now!

[personal profile] jolsen 2014-05-31 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Jimmy has no idea how to even respond, because what---]

Movie? What movie are you talking about? I've never seen a movie about Batman... sometimes he talks to the reporters. I got to interview him once when he came by Metropolis to help with a case!

What? Don't say those kinds of things about Superman! And Superman isn't dating Lois Lane! Clark Kent is. Lois is like as big a fan of Superman as I am. We are always two of the first people to film him.
fukkinawesome: (Guys?)

I AM SO SORRY JIMMY

[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-05-31 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[How long will it take before Jimmy realizes he's talking to an insane person]

... Right. Forth wall. You're not in the know. Sorry Jimmy, try not to get a headache.

... Sure. Sure buddy, lets go with that. I'm going to do a thought experiment with you real quick, just play along.

Let's pretend that Clark lost his glasses. What would he look like?
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[personal profile] bit_awkward 2014-05-31 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently so, given I've seen an awful lot about him since being out here. He's quite a thing out here isn't he?
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