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I'm not cleaning up this mess.
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 03:44 am (UTC)
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But...
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is what happens when
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try to make the sammiches...
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 03:48 am (UTC)
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You're an adult.
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 03:55 am (UTC)
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I'm a Toys R Us kid!
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 03:56 am (UTC)
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You realize then we can't have sex because I'm for kids 18+, right?
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 04:01 am (UTC)
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I'm 18+! I just don't wanna grow up!
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 04:02 am (UTC)
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Well you have to grow up enough you don't starve! Also, we have no door, so keeping the rats out is kind of a thing.
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 04:04 am (UTC)
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You know I also don't know how to make spagetti? True story.
I'm working on that!
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 04:05 am (UTC)
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You can't... boil water?
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 04:16 am (UTC)
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I don't know how!!
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 04:26 am (UTC)
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You know. It's times like this I'm glad I'm dead, because you can't accidentally poison me with an attempt at a romantic homemade dinner.
I'm still not cleaning this up.
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 04:35 am (UTC)
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But you could totally dust to dust it!
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 04:39 am (UTC)
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But then we'd have Dust and you don't vacuum, either.
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 04:48 am (UTC)
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I can vacuum! Unless you vacuum. Do you vacuum?
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 04:50 am (UTC)
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Nope. Too heavy.
But if you can vacuum, I might be able to be convinced to turn things to dust.
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 04:54 am (UTC)
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IS THIS OUR FIRST MARRIED PERSON COMPROMISE?!? IT IS, ISN'T IT!!!
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 04:55 am (UTC)
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It might be!! ohmygod, we're like. A
real
couple now!!
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 04:58 am (UTC)
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I will do this thing FOR THAT REASON ALONE!
And because vacuuming is the easiest clean ever.
But mostly because I'm all romantic and nostalgic and shit.
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 05:03 am (UTC)
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You do get pretty romantic sometimes. It's nice. I mean, I like the crazy too, but if we're going to do this domestic thing, it's nice to do it properly!
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 05:12 am (UTC)
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Exactly!
I'm pretty squishy when you get to know me. Most people never get past the crazy, though.
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 05:13 am (UTC)
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Squishy is nice! I'm glad I've got the crazy
and
the squishy! It keeps me entertained!
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 05:18 am (UTC)
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This really does look like a PB&J by Picasso though...
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 05:19 am (UTC)
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You missed your true calling as an artist.
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 05:20 am (UTC)
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[picks it up and noms it] Well, it tastes good at least. Just sticky!
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dusk_to_night
2014-06-08 05:27 am (UTC)
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Sticky is okay. There's worse things than sticky. As long as it tastes good.
[She drapes over his shoulder and rests her chin against it]
Can I taste?
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what_fourth_wall
2014-06-08 05:30 am (UTC)
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Well you
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that means coming into my body and brain, where I can pounce you more easily.
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