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sixwordstories2014-06-07 11:39 pm
dusk_to_night) wrote in sixwordstories2014-06-07 11:39 pm
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I'm not cleaning up this mess.
But...this is what happens when I try to make the sammiches...
You realize then we can't have sex because I'm for kids 18+, right?
Edited 2014-06-08 03:56 (UTC)
Well you have to grow up enough you don't starve! Also, we have no door, so keeping the rats out is kind of a thing.
You know I also don't know how to make spagetti? True story.
I'm working on that!
I'm working on that!
You know. It's times like this I'm glad I'm dead, because you can't accidentally poison me with an attempt at a romantic homemade dinner.
I'm still not cleaning this up.
I'm still not cleaning this up.
But then we'd have Dust and you don't vacuum, either.
I can vacuum! Unless you vacuum. Do you vacuum?
Nope. Too heavy.
But if you can vacuum, I might be able to be convinced to turn things to dust.
But if you can vacuum, I might be able to be convinced to turn things to dust.
IS THIS OUR FIRST MARRIED PERSON COMPROMISE?!? IT IS, ISN'T IT!!!
It might be!! ohmygod, we're like. A real couple now!!
I will do this thing FOR THAT REASON ALONE!
And because vacuuming is the easiest clean ever.
But mostly because I'm all romantic and nostalgic and shit.
And because vacuuming is the easiest clean ever.
But mostly because I'm all romantic and nostalgic and shit.
You do get pretty romantic sometimes. It's nice. I mean, I like the crazy too, but if we're going to do this domestic thing, it's nice to do it properly!
Exactly!
I'm pretty squishy when you get to know me. Most people never get past the crazy, though.
I'm pretty squishy when you get to know me. Most people never get past the crazy, though.
Squishy is nice! I'm glad I've got the crazy and the squishy! It keeps me entertained!
This really does look like a PB&J by Picasso though...
[picks it up and noms it] Well, it tastes good at least. Just sticky!
Sticky is okay. There's worse things than sticky. As long as it tastes good.
[She drapes over his shoulder and rests her chin against it]
Can I taste?
[She drapes over his shoulder and rests her chin against it]
Can I taste?
Well you know that means coming into my body and brain, where I can pounce you more easily.
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