Elliot Reid ([personal profile] doublefrick) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2014-06-11 04:00 pm
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Got to pick my color cast.
13sugars: (pretty in pink)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Blue! Blue! Pick blue!
13sugars: (Smiling makes you look prettier!)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
It's my favorite color.
13sugars: (I can help)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[And because we have a big mouth and no one has to know he's doing this]

It really brings out your eyes.
13sugars: (sugar everywhere)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Just don't tell the the nuns he's flirting again or someone will hurt him]

You're welcome!

Also, just a quick question, who do I talk to about workers compensation? My boss refused to give me forgot my paper work.
13sugars: (I'm not lost I just don't know where I a)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good. Okay thank heavens, I thought I was going to be out of luck.

...

They... don't take dinars here do they?
13sugars: (No I meant to do that!)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Time for learning. He pulls out about four dinars, which look a great deal like this]

It's... foreign currency. It's all I have at the moment.
13sugars: (RUDE)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I guessed so.

...

Perhaps if I write back to the Vatican they'll... send me some money. It's gotten a bit important now.
13sugars: (I have no idea good sir oh ho ho ho)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should take care of that cast first. Don't worry, there's plenty of doctors here, I don't want to take up your time.
13sugars: (pretty in pink)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I do not believe you!

I'll think about telling you after you're all casted up.
13sugars: (Oh really?)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[He's still there when she gets back, playing with the blood pressure cuff, which he hurriedly sets back down as soon as she shows up]

It looks a bit like licorice now.
13sugars: (Aru?)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's cotton candy flavored.

Well er... could you shut the door?
13sugars: (didya hear?)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
And you have to promise not to scream. Or... panic. Or anything overly emotional that will call attention, I'm not a fan of hospitals.

[He undoes his cassock and tosses that away, before unbuttoning his shirt. There's a great deal of gauze wrapped around his chest and stomach with... quite a few bloodstains on them. He gingerly unwraps them and shows off two gun shot wounds, one over the left side of his chest and the other embedded near his stomach]

I... well I can't get the bullets out.
13sugars: (esther no)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
You can't just get a tweezer?
13sugars: (crai)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I won't make a fuss!
13sugars: (Of course!)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'll stand. It's fine.

[He really doesn't seem bothered by this in the slightest, he just stands there and waits patiently]
13sugars: (With the wind in my hair~)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a bit of a hiss, but he doesn't jerk away, letting her get the tweezers around the first bullet. Yeah it hurts. It hurts a lot, but he just chews on his tongue and, true to his word, doesn't fuss]
13sugars: (I'm not lost I just don't know where I a)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well obviously it was someone who didn't like me very much. There's plenty of people who aren't that fond of the Vatican.
13sugars: (Oh really?)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[That is pretty much what he did best. Abel was the king of Avoidance. Those bullets even looked like they'd been in there a while, which meant he had spent quite some time just sitting around hoping the problem would get better. He was also making it a point to immediately put a hand over the first open wound, looking down at the second being pulled out]

Guess I got lucky, huh?
13sugars: (pretty in pink)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[And with that, he was buttoning up his shirt just as fast as can before anything could be actually seen]

Great! Ah, I'll tell my superiors to send the hospital the payment, that shouldn't be too much trouble.
13sugars: (Of course!)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Probably for the best. Abel pulled his cassock back on and adjusted his glasses]

Have a lovely day, Doctor! I hope your arm gets better!
13sugars: (Let me help you)

[personal profile] 13sugars 2014-06-12 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I hope so.

[And with that he was out of there. PROBLEM SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED]