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Megan would totally like those and wears a 36 and has a birthday coming up very soon.

You sure? Maybe I should ask Julian...

Juian has no taste in shoes, and wouldn't understand that Irregular Choice is a top british shoe brand.

Hmmm. But he knows her so much better than you or me.

I dunno. I think you probably know her waaayyy better.

Well. I have seen her naked.

Ohmygoood! YOU HAVE?! Okay. You totally know her better than Julian.

[solemn] I might be one of the only people who have.

Don't say that like it's a bad thing!

It is, in fact, my favorite thing. [have some of her speech patterns rubbed off on him???]

[Pixie dust might do that with long term exposure]

Okay well, don't tell her I told you, but she thinks you're pretty great too.

When I'm naked?

mmmmhmmm.

Well don't tell her, but the whole crusade against vampires is just an excuse to work out so she'll have exactly that reaction.

I wont tell! But all those muscles? They're the best. Why do you think she rides behind on the motorcycle instead of flying?

You know, I wasn't questioning a good thing, but that's a damn good point.

She's always liked muscles, so not going to lie, she's super happy she has someone who has their own.

But this is all a secret. You didn't hear it from Me.

That explains why she likes to get naked with me so much. But shh. Don't let that get around. She wouldn't like me nuding and telling.

[nods conspiratorially] You got it. Doubt she'd want that getting around either. Only way she'd ever be that upfront with me and make my head swell this much is if I got her those shoes for her birthday.

Well, you can tell me because I totally wont tell her that you said anything, but yeaaah. She'd get all blushy and awkward if you told everyone stuff like that.

[She leans in, super serious and glances around to make sure no one else is listening] The shoes though. Yeah. She wouldn't take them off. At least until all the other clothes came off.

You're really good at keeping secrets. It's true. Can't put my finger on why, but you're trustworthy. Maybe it's the pink hair.

[he leans in too, and similarly makes sure] Well, if you want to know a really deep secret...I might kind of be into her keeping them on. But only them. I might have a fetish for my girl's style. I hope she's okay with that.

I'm the best at keeping secrets! It's most def. the pink hair!

Oooh. Well, I might let that secret slip. Totally discreetly of course. So she'll keep them on. What do you think?

We'll go with that. I think I have a thing for pink hair. Must be a type.

[considers, then nods] Yeah. Yeah, I think I'd like that. Then it'd be a birthday party. Of two.

I wont tell anyone. Your secrets are safe with me.

If you're thinking to throw her a surprise birthday party, make sure to get strawberries and fresh cream.

Good. I'm trusting you more than I ever trust anybody, you know. You must be special.

I wouldn't forget that part for the world. Her team might, but not me. I know my beautiful fairy woman.

I must be. But you're probably pretty special yourself.

mmm. Sounds like it'll be a pretty fun birthday. Lucky girl!