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Such a LIAR~ He needed hands to get his pants into the starting position.

I want to see him do it with his pants in a pile on the floor, not prepped and ready to go.

...how do you learn you have that talent? I mean, without the internet to make you wonder.

How is this not impressive enough for you?

...That is a great question. It does seem like a weird thing to randomly try.

I have high standards

I admit, I tried to type with my feet the last time I got drunk and high, but still. It has never, ever occurred to me to put on pants with no hands.

I can take them off that way, though! It's not that hard.

Snob.

How'd you type? Manage to spell anything?

Well, hell, I can take pants off without hands too.

Yep.

Oh, I didn't succeed. I mostly went mmmmmmmmmmm,,m,m,,,....,,. and giggled a lot.

I think it's a skill many people develop, especially with company.

As the recently deceased, you would think you'd have a new found appreciation for the little things.

That sounds adorable. I think I would have liked to see it. I'll have to get you drunk sometime.

*She chuckles.* Truth. Typically, your hands are otherwise engaged.

You'd think that. Now I just appreciate the truly spectacular things. All the little stuff is kinda... meh.

What do you miss most?

it might be weird but... petting cats.

Cats hiss at me. Dogs too, but it makes me feel sad when cats do it... a lot of the other stuff... food, hot showers... I can possess someone and borrow their taste buds or something. But cats.... hate me.

Edited 2014-07-02 03:40 (UTC)

So what constitutes as spectacular?

That's not weird. I can seeing you be a cat person.

Having the most amazing sex ever with...the air??

...Is that how I look when I'm getting it on with Anna?

I want to like them. But they hate me.

I'd be impressed if he hadn't used his hands to set his pants up into perfect start-position. You know, because when My pants come off, they don't end up like that.

I wouldn't know. I''ve never seen you and Anna get it on.

I bet it'd be good for the youtubes. Get your voyeur on!

As someone that attempted this from "perfect start-position", I can contest that it's still pretty fucking hard and there was a fair amount of falling down and flailing.

Only if you have that guy's skills.

You know I DO!!! Giggity!

...Is it awkward to say that at this point? Or have we at LEAST reached the point where you can crack on me and say I don't in some kind of epic wordplay putdown?

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